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Original poster

I've left the children (8 and 4 respectively ) home alone.

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ShowOfHands · 30/04/2016 09:29

According to them anyway.

DH has gone to the bank. I'm in the bath. We did tell them both of these facts but they clearly weren't listening.

DS started searching for us 15 minutes ago and indignantly declared we've gone out. They've noticed the bikes are no longer on the stair wall (taken down so we can redecorate) and think we've gone on a bike ride without them.

They are making a lunch together for later. DS has armed them both with a plastic sword for protection.

Our bathroom is downstairs and I'm around 4 feet away from them.

They've got torches, spare batteries, lunch and plastic weapons. They're going to build a den under the table and "sit tight". If we don't appear by lunch time, they're phoning grandma.

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donajimena · 30/04/2016 12:22

I played hide and seek when mine were around 6 & 8. I had a genius hiding place under the stairs and they couldn't find me. ..
I still get upset when I remember the sobbing that broke out along with wails of 'she's gone' !

ShelaghTurner · 30/04/2016 12:21

Brilliant! Mine are 8 and 4 too. Alas they are the needy little zombie types... Hmm

Ludways · 30/04/2016 12:21

This is great, ha ha.

I once went out and was pulling off our drive when dh realised I'd left the thing I needed behind. He ran out of the house and for some reason thought he could catch up so ran down the street after me, house still in sight. Ds, who was 6 at the time thought he'd left too, so shut the door and put the chain on, grabbed dd who was 2 and went upstairs with chocolate and crisps. No amount of dh shouting would bring them back down, dh had to run at the door and break the chain off to get back in the house.

I came home later to find dcs happily watching TV and dh trying to stem the bleeding from his hand, he'd cut it trying to fix the chain back on.

Friendlystories · 30/04/2016 12:15

I fear the OP has walked into an ambush and met a sticky end by plastic sword Grin

DeriArms · 30/04/2016 12:11

Your kids are AWESOME :-)

Lweji · 30/04/2016 12:10

OP, are you OK?

I'm worried sick about you.

EveryoneElsie · 30/04/2016 12:10

Your kids are stars Star

IthoughtATMwasacashpoint · 30/04/2016 12:07

That's made my morning - thank you Grin

JinRamen · 30/04/2016 11:50

My oldest wouldn't notice (10) as he is on the laptop surgically attached
The middle (9) might once he surfaced for food.
I cannot escape the 6 year old as she won't even go to the toilet by herself and the 9 yr old won't go upstairs alone

SatsukiKusakabe · 30/04/2016 11:41

Grin @ don't put your gun through!

I've also had the opposite situation, where I left them with my mum for an hour to attend parents' evening, and she managed to 'lose' the toddler playing hide and seek within the first five minutes. She was hiding excellently and very quietly behind the kitchen door for long enough to scare the life out of Grandma.

DixieNormas · 30/04/2016 11:39

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KeyserSophie · 30/04/2016 11:37

I remember my mum going out when we were about 8/6, literally for 5 mins to the neighbours to get a parcel.

Sods law - someone rang the bell. My sister and I knew not to open the door so we hid behind the sofa. When they rang the bell again, we decided we should confront them - I grabbed a duvet to use as an ambush if they came in and my sister yelled "shout who you are through the letterbox, but don't stick your gun through" . The vicar was most surprised.

SatsukiKusakabe · 30/04/2016 11:35

My dd make it her business to know where I am at all times, my ds wouldn't notice I was missing until he got into a tricky spot with his Lego. Now that you know they will survive, I'd be taking more long baths with a paperback Grin

The other morning my toddler was playing up before the school run, so I did a classic "right well we're going now dd, bye bye" (which I never do but was at end of tether) and ds howled "You can't leave her, she might get lonely on her own!" It was touching but also a bit Hmm that he thought I might Grin

StinkyMcgrinky · 30/04/2016 11:07

I love this.

Please let us know how you were greeted when returning from battle

GlitteryFluff · 30/04/2016 10:59
Grin
Original poster
ShowOfHands · 30/04/2016 10:43

Right, I'm going in...

I've left the children (8 and 4 respectively ) home alone.
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Original poster
ShowOfHands · 30/04/2016 10:41

Hope you're okay booked?

They made me laugh today Smile

Shall I run in clutching a plastic sword? We have 702.

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BeautifulMaudOHara · 30/04/2016 10:33

Lol at "the things I've seen"

booked83 · 30/04/2016 10:32

Haha that's so cute... Makes me wonder what my two would do!! This has made my morning (stuck in hosp!) proper cheered me up! Grin I would so run in and say that just to see what they say!

ScouseQueen · 30/04/2016 10:32

Love it! I want to eat their lunch. Smile I also have one who follows you to the loo and chatters incessantly so would never have got away with this.

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ShowOfHands · 30/04/2016 10:32

I think you're utterly right!

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Lweji · 30/04/2016 10:30

I bet the oldest is just pretending for the youngest.

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ShowOfHands · 30/04/2016 10:28

The 8yo is dd. She is very independent, calm and measured in her approach to everything. DS is 4 and feels safe because he idolises his big sister. On his own, he's my shadow but he lives for the weekend when his favourite is here all day.

My mobile number btw, is by the phone and it's also programmed in to the landline. They could ring me if they were genuinely worried. I suspect their only worry is that I'll spoil the fun.

I'm so tempted to burst through the back door with my hair a mess, clothes askew and shout "OH THE THINGS I'VE SEEN".

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Lweji · 30/04/2016 10:28

Be careful when you emerge from the bathroom. Those swords sound dangerous.

Redglitter · 30/04/2016 10:25

That's brilliant. Glad you haven't appeared just yet. Sounds like they're having a great time