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Original poster

Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

316 replies

YvaineStormhold · 13/04/2016 19:28

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

OP posts:
stoopstofolly · 14/04/2016 22:14

Where has she gone? I need to go to bed but can't......

Polkadot1974 · 14/04/2016 22:14

I have Ben coking laughter back reading this and feel s new career path ahead...

FedUpWithBriiiiiick · 14/04/2016 22:14

I'M GOING TO HAVE AN EARGASM!

yumyumpoppycat · 14/04/2016 22:14

snort at do you come ear often

BendydickCuminsnatch · 14/04/2016 22:14

Of FFS come ON op!

amysmummy12345 · 14/04/2016 22:14

Utter... That should say utter not other... God damn it!!!!

SecretSix · 14/04/2016 22:14

C'MON!!!!!

I'm supposed to be having an early night Grin

Chippednailvarnish · 14/04/2016 22:13

Type damn you type!

BendydickCuminsnatch · 14/04/2016 22:12

😃😃😃 I love this!!!!

How can I get my ears hoovered? Just at the GPs?? Confused

My right ear has always been crappy and always needs to pop but it doesn't. Wonder if that's a blocked ear.

amysmummy12345 · 14/04/2016 22:12

Did he other the immortal line "do you come ear often?" Grin

TheBitterBoy · 14/04/2016 22:12

You have me in the palm of your hand...hurry up and finish this!

witchofzog · 14/04/2016 22:12

I LOVED the YouTube video 😃😃

ScarletForYa · 14/04/2016 22:11

Canal water ....oooh!

👀

witchofzog · 14/04/2016 22:11

Omg. I can't stand the suspense any longer !!!

mineofuselessinformation · 14/04/2016 22:11

Have you been reading 'Fifty Shades of Earwax', OP? .....

yumyumpoppycat · 14/04/2016 22:11

ewwwww yabu Grin

amysmummy12345 · 14/04/2016 22:10

I'll need a post coital cigarette after this.... I don't smoke and am 7 months pregnant Confused

yumyumpoppycat · 14/04/2016 22:10

we need photos of the wax AND the ear wax technician ....Mr Browny Orange?

YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 22:09

I've heard that some women can release that water
I might do it shortly

Lalaloopsyscaresme · 14/04/2016 22:09

HURRY THE HELL UP!!

Do continue dear, ahem.

MrsArthurShappey · 14/04/2016 22:09

helen Grin

SexLubeAndAFishSlice · 14/04/2016 22:09

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ChopOrNot · 14/04/2016 22:09

Sporn teaser. What torture is this?

Friendlystories · 14/04/2016 22:08

Oh god this is FABULOUS....c'mon OP we can't wait much longer Grin

YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 22:08

^Canal water

Oooooooooooooohhhhhh^