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Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

316 replies

YvaineStormhold · 13/04/2016 19:28

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

OP posts:
Chippednailvarnish · 14/04/2016 22:36

You have hit DH's E spot.

Original poster
YvaineStormhold · 14/04/2016 22:35

I paid, yes.

£55. It was worth it.

Now everything sounds, well, loud. My left hear still has tinnitus (bugger) but the right one is as clear as a bell.

The most surprising result of this is that I have discovered that DP is a bit of a sporner. He was most interested in the gory details, and there might have been a bit of thigh-rubbing going on.

It's opened up a whole new dimension to our relationship. We might go together next time...

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LookBackInAnger · 14/04/2016 22:35

Brilliant, standing ovation, it's 7.30am here, and I've started the day howling with laughter. Thank you Grin.

itslikeyou, I'm quite glad you didn't experience this as a child. Even as a very young woman. You need to be a true adult to cope with this level of intensity. thinks back to the very handsome ENT who used to vacuum my ears when I lived in UK

SexLubeAndAFishSlice · 14/04/2016 22:34

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Friendlystories · 14/04/2016 22:34

That's it, I'm spent and satisfied, you were amazing OP Grin

Salfordlass · 14/04/2016 22:34

Please find some other minor procedure to post about soon yvaine - maybe u need a colonic too?Grin

SukeyTakeItOffAgain · 14/04/2016 22:33

Congratulations OP. That had me hooked.

I think the private de-waxing industry is going to be thanking you in the weeks and months to come.

"I'll have what she's having."

flutterworc · 14/04/2016 22:33

This has really improved a shoddy day. Good work, OP. A*. (I'm an secondary English teacher with the red pen and furrowed brown to prove it)

yumyumpoppycat · 14/04/2016 22:33

Maybe we should request a large cochlear wax glob smiley? Not sure what emoticon could best encapsulate this thread?

Jackie0 · 14/04/2016 22:31

Lovely op,best thing I've read in ages

MrsHathaway · 14/04/2016 22:30

Why was this not flagged on Sporner Corner?

Excellent work, OP Flowers , reverse Biscuit

DakotaFanny · 14/04/2016 22:30

Best. Thread. Ever.

Well done OP!

Itslikeyoureadmymind · 14/04/2016 22:29

I used to have my ear syringed as a kid due to impacted wax. It was never like this Sad.
I delurked to post this.

ScarletForYa · 14/04/2016 22:28

OP

Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited
Chippednailvarnish · 14/04/2016 22:28
Sad

Off to YouTube I go.

yumyumpoppycat · 14/04/2016 22:27

I hope she didnt have to pay Shock

WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 14/04/2016 22:27

Please PM me the name of this man. I'm quite prone and think I need doing once a year!

Fyaral · 14/04/2016 22:26

How does everything sound now?

YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 22:26

A vestibular tryst... Thank you, OP. I am experiencing a deep peace now. Good night.

sharonthewaspandthewineywall · 14/04/2016 22:25

What a wonderful job he has- is he a private technician? I imagine he has great EARning potential

Fyaral · 14/04/2016 22:25

Oh my goodness.

I have a poor quality spot on my neck that I have MSed in order to tempt it to poke its head out and this is putting me to shame!

NaiceVillageOfTheDammed · 14/04/2016 22:25

Brief encounter.

yumyumpoppycat · 14/04/2016 22:25
Envy
rollonthesummer · 14/04/2016 22:25

Ha ha, brilliant!

I need this in my life-was it at the GP or did you have to pay?!

ClutterofStarlings · 14/04/2016 22:25

Have had to try not to wake the baby laughing, especially at 'we can ban you if you don't type faster' . This has to go in classics.