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Original poster

Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

316 replies

YvaineStormhold · 13/04/2016 19:28

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

OP posts:
giraffesCantReachTheirToes · 15/04/2016 04:15

Ah this thread reminds me of threads from 8yrs ago. I miss this shit. Best thing I've read in ages.

I'm in hosp and trying not to snort too loudly and wake others up

Bodypumpaddict · 15/04/2016 03:32

Wow. Incredible thread.

dangerrabbit · 15/04/2016 01:29

👂❤️

NightWanderer · 15/04/2016 01:09

I desperately need to go, I'm practically deaf. Roll on pay day.

ophiotaurus · 15/04/2016 00:18

That.
Was.
Amazing.

Catzpyjamas · 15/04/2016 00:12

Grin from ear to ear

LaurieFairyCake · 15/04/2016 00:02

I have never had anything in my ear. Never used a cotton bud any further than the outer bit. Never been syringed ever.

Do people actually need to do this and why has no one ever mentioned it in well over 40 years of GP visits Confused

Amazing writing OP

Sparkyduchess · 14/04/2016 23:52

Beautifully done, OP. I'm sitting here, thinking about my impending colonoscopy and really wishing you could similarly make me laugh

321zerobaby · 14/04/2016 23:48

This thread is useless WITHOUT PHOTOS.

Think we need to make rules in Sporner's Corner. No photos, no thread.

MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours · 14/04/2016 23:47

AGrinGrinGrinGrinFlowersStar

Mouseinahole · 14/04/2016 23:43

It has to go in Classics surely !

Quietlygoingmad67 · 14/04/2016 23:36

LOVED LOVED LOVED this thread 😂😂😂🙊🙌🏻

Poikjhvcx · 14/04/2016 22:50

Lol, funny thread

👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻

SilverBirchWithout · 14/04/2016 22:48

I feel an early night with the Q-tips is on the cards, for me tonight Smile

ScoutsMam · 14/04/2016 22:46

yeah.........

Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited
TouchTheFrog · 14/04/2016 22:46

This thread is awesome Star

WhatamessIgotinto · 14/04/2016 22:45

I paid, yes

I'll pay you double if you go back next week.

Bambooshoots14 · 14/04/2016 22:43

helen best post EVER! Grin

ScarletForYa · 14/04/2016 22:42

Goodnight ear story lady and thank you! 👂

BumWad · 14/04/2016 22:40

I think I am a little bit in love with you OP.

That YouTube vid also made me do a little wee in my pants.

Blush
Friendlystories · 14/04/2016 22:39

The pleasure was all ours OP, I think you have a promising future in earotic fiction Grin

Buscake · 14/04/2016 22:39

Fantastic thread! I applaud your storytelling skills!

fudgesmummy · 14/04/2016 22:37

I think I am in love with you OP! Grin

Original poster
YvaineStormhold · 14/04/2016 22:37

Well goodnight, ladies.

It's been a pleasure. Let's hope we meet again soon.

Wink
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MrsHathaway · 14/04/2016 22:36

Sporner Corner is here but is still very new and needs threads like this!