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Original poster

Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

316 replies

YvaineStormhold · 13/04/2016 19:28

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

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PegsPigs · 16/04/2016 07:14

Bugger. There isn't one near me. Ah well I shall have to find another microsuction dealer! Cheers for the info.

BessieAndJim · 16/04/2016 00:28

A suggestive little song, positively dripping with innuendo, on (pretty much) this very subject....
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hUPwmh40PIk

guerre · 15/04/2016 21:24

Oh, I am so disappointed- my nearest one is about 70 miles away! Sad

NoBadassMcGee · 15/04/2016 21:06

Argh just accidentally googled ear sucking! Don't do that! Confused

WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 15/04/2016 21:06

Also im not sure my local one does sucking, only talks about hearing aids.

WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 15/04/2016 21:05

There is a bloom hearing in my town......sad thing is I don't feel blocked at the minute!

yumyumpoppycat · 15/04/2016 20:58

whole new industries are going to emerge from this thread!

yumyumpoppycat · 15/04/2016 20:55

urgh ear sucking companies!

IrenetheQuaint · 15/04/2016 20:49

Well, I wouldn't be surprised if you received some PMs from ear-sucking companies offering copy-writing work, OP Grin

Original poster
YvaineStormhold · 15/04/2016 20:47

I promise I have no interest in any ear-sucking companies.

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InformalMother · 15/04/2016 20:45

Loved this thread! Thank you ear lady Flowers

Poikjhvcx · 15/04/2016 20:40

Mmm, not sure if this is a genuine thread or a brilliant marketing ploy by The National Ear-Sucking Council 🤔

veryproudvolleyballmum · 15/04/2016 20:39

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Original poster
YvaineStormhold · 15/04/2016 20:34

Go forth and get sucked, ladies!

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TallPumpkinSpiceLatte · 15/04/2016 20:26

Bloom hearing offering ear wax removal on special offer at £25.... Just saying,
😗
www.bloomhearing.co.uk/en-gb/stores/south-west/saltash

PreemptiveSalvageEngineer · 15/04/2016 19:57

Aaaahhhhh.

Original poster
YvaineStormhold · 15/04/2016 19:39

Google Bloom Hearing.

I think they have branches nationwide.

Otherwise, just put ear suction into your search engine.

I promise you won't regret it.

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notonyurjellybellynelly · 15/04/2016 19:39

Peppa, I reckon he was a plumber.

PegsPigs · 15/04/2016 18:49

Can I ask which man you paid £55 to to get this job done please OP? Obviously not the chap's name but his profession so I can find a similar experience in my neck of the woods!

OutToGetYou · 15/04/2016 14:57

"Do people actually need to do this and why has no one ever mentioned it in well over 40 years of GP visits confused" - maybe they have, but you didn't hear them?

Thewolfsjustapuppy · 15/04/2016 14:43

DH had his ears pumped hoovered a few months ago, he did come home very happy. I had no idea it was like this, I will have to accompany him next time.

IrenetheQuaint · 15/04/2016 14:16

I think this thread perfectly demonstrates why erotic writing is so often more exciting than visual porn Grin

Original poster
YvaineStormhold · 15/04/2016 14:13

Sorry Blush

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MrsHathaway · 15/04/2016 12:39

I can't believe my ear suction is in classics!!

Your incredible writing skills are in Classics. Technically, with no photo, your ear suction isn't.

fknuts · 15/04/2016 12:10

Suddenly my hearing isn't very good!!