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Original poster

Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

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YvaineStormhold · 13/04/2016 19:28

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

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WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 14/04/2016 20:54

I had it done once. To be honest I find normal syringing more satisfying than suction. Was still good though.

Thisismyfirsttime · 14/04/2016 20:53

It hurts doesn't it? Does it? I'd LOVE to but I'm scared it hurts!

CakeNinja · 14/04/2016 20:53

Well? Well? Where are the pictures? Come on, come on... Rubs thighs...
I mean, er, how did it go? Grin

tectonicplates · 14/04/2016 20:52

Is this the same thing as syringing?

madamginger · 14/04/2016 20:47

This needs to be in sporner corner!

Mishaps · 14/04/2016 20:42

Whatever turns you on........

YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 20:38

So, how does it feel to have your stereo sound back? Did it reach the parts others cannot reach?

Original poster
YvaineStormhold · 13/04/2016 19:36

I may or may not have been watching ear-hoovering videos on Youtube Blush

Just in the interests of preparation, you understand.

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YvaineStormhold · 13/04/2016 19:35

Ooh does it??

It's my first time so I'm not sure what to expect - other than it's going to be brilliant.

Will the man think I'm weird if I take a pic of the wax?

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WanderingTrolley1 · 13/04/2016 19:35

Your thread title did funny things to me.

Hoovered ears... One can dream.

YabuDabbaDoo · 13/04/2016 19:33

Ooh lucky you. I've had that done 3 times and it feels soooo good.

Bananajam · 13/04/2016 19:33

Amazing feeling! I love it Grin

thugmansion · 13/04/2016 19:33

Having mine done next week. Really looking forward to it. Happy days

FankEweVeryMuch · 13/04/2016 19:32

Will there be pictures?

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YvaineStormhold · 13/04/2016 19:31

It's going to be great.

They've been driving me mad for years, but for the last month I've been more or less completely deaf in one ear.

I'm expecting great big lumps of wax things.

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Tiggywinkler · 13/04/2016 19:30

I'm VERY jealous. Grin