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Original poster

Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

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YvaineStormhold · 13/04/2016 19:28

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

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everythingsgoingsouth · 14/04/2016 21:58

you can watch this whilst waiting for the next instalment..

Salfordlass · 14/04/2016 21:57

U have basically invented EAR PORN!

Chocolateteabag · 14/04/2016 21:57

OP you big tease you!

YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 21:57

He is such a considerate lover HCP

Coconutty · 14/04/2016 21:57

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YvaineStormhold · 14/04/2016 21:57

I was devastated.

I didn't care by now. I wanted him to hurt me, if he had to. I just wanted it over.

"Shall we give it another go?" he asked.

I gritted my teeth.

"Just do it."

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SexLubeAndAFishSlice · 14/04/2016 21:56

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frolific · 14/04/2016 21:56

I think I am drooling Blush Shock Blush

ApologiesToInsectLife · 14/04/2016 21:56
Grin
Ursaminor · 14/04/2016 21:56

Lurking and enjoying immensely!

Do most people go and get their ears cleaned out on a regular basis? (Is this something I have missed out on due to total ignorance?!)

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YvaineStormhold · 14/04/2016 21:55

So anyway, he came back into the room, and crouched next to my ear, but there was a hesitancy, a reluctance, that hadn't been there before.

"I'm starting to think that maybe you're going to have to come back next week," he said, "after more oiling. The water was running clear on that last go, but I'm pretty sure that was just the first stage. You've lubricated the first layer, and we've got rid of that, but there's a lot of impacted wax deep down, that I'm afraid we might not be able to shift today." He sounded sad.

"I don't want to do permanent damage," he said.

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YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 21:55

WHEN IS HE BRINGING HIS HOT JET BACK

eabbo · 14/04/2016 21:52

Where is this place, I want it done......sounds amazing

mineofuselessinformation · 14/04/2016 21:52

You tell a good story, OP, but do get on with it! Grin

DrHarleenFrancesQuinzel · 14/04/2016 21:52

Ooh Im jealous too. I love having a good clear out of the ears. I probably need to now, but not sure if I can just go and request it can I?

BarkGruffalo · 14/04/2016 21:52

BEST
THREAD
EVER

Salfordlass · 14/04/2016 21:51

What a guy...
Wish I'd married an ent doctor, I'd be begging to hear about his day!

amysmummy12345 · 14/04/2016 21:51

I'm tittering like a school girl here! "he was a big fellow. Didn't hold back" hahaha!!!!

Cabawill · 14/04/2016 21:51

I heard the KLAXON and here I am. Stop teasing us OP!

yumyumpoppycat · 14/04/2016 21:51

Think how satisfying it is used to be when you got a proper glob of ear wax....maybe he has the most satisfying job in the world?

YabuDabbaDoo · 14/04/2016 21:49

He took it away

Make him bring it back

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 14/04/2016 21:49

This is amazing.

guinnessgirl · 14/04/2016 21:49

Not usually the sporner type, but this is riveting! On tenterhooks!

yumyumpoppycat · 14/04/2016 21:48

Grin did he have a beaker for the nozzle?

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YvaineStormhold · 14/04/2016 21:48

I dunno, YumYum, I think he'd like it...he seemed to take some pleasure in his work.

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