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I woke my DH up at 4am this morning

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momb · 16/03/2016 13:37

By rolling over so my face was a couple of inches from his, and hissing 'Push it NOW or we're all going to die!' in a venomous stage whisper.
Apparently he shot backwards, waking in terror, fell off the bed, whereupon I awoke and rebuked him for being noisy. I have no recollection of any of this.

Anyone else a sleep talker?

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Chocolatteaddict1 · 16/03/2016 13:56

doughnuts that's hilarious Grin

Dd (3) sleep talks, the other night I heard her say "I love you so much mummy" creep

DanceTheBlues · 16/03/2016 13:52

My DP sleep talks; a few nights ago he woke me up complaining "I can't manage the onions, can you help me?". When I quizzed him the next morning he had no recollection of the unmanageable onions Confused

CoodleMoodle · 16/03/2016 13:51

My DH was describing something he'd seen on TV, but I didn't understand/couldn't picture it. He fell asleep, slightly frustrated that I wasn't getting it.

I stayed awake for a bit, and about two minutes later he lifted his head and cried "SEE!?"

Turns out he'd fallen asleep and started dreaming about the thing he'd seen, and assumed that I could see it too. He was very confused when I said "see what?" There was silence for a second before he said, sheepishly, "I think it might've been a dream..." I patted him and told him to go back to sleep. He had no memory of it in the morning.

(From what I remember, he was trying to describe a Eurovision act.)

doughnutslikefannys · 16/03/2016 13:46

Not me but my DP is. I've posted some of his outbursts before because they're always hilarious. One favourite of mine was when he chuckled warmly and said, "ahh... horses...".

The other was a bizarre conversation:

Him: Are these your nipples?
Me: What?
Him: I've found these nipples on the floor, are they yours?
Me: No.
Him: Are you sure?
Me: I'm sure, I have both of my nipples.
Him: Jesus Christ, I'm like Lord of the Tits!

poorbuthappy · 16/03/2016 13:44

Yep - last night I made my DH turn the light on because I was convinced there was a very large (think Aragog from HP) spider on the bed and I could see a big hairy leg over the top of the duvet...

One of my best was waking my mum up one night crying that I'd lost my duvet. We couldn't find it anyway, until I remember that I'd put in the bottom of my wardrobe...

GunShotResidue · 16/03/2016 13:43

DH is, we've had many early morning conversions about how his boss won't let him bring his pet monkey to work, or how he needs to kill the crawlfin (apparently a cross between a crocodile and a dolphin, he explained this whilst asleep and had no idea what it was when I brought it up in the morning.)

NightWanderer · 16/03/2016 13:41

Oh my god. That's so funny. I'm dying laughing here.