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DH has been cleansing his face ... with anti-bacterial bathroom wipes.

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ChristmasCabbage · 25/01/2016 14:34

We've always had face cleansing wipes in the bathroom cupboard that both DH and I use. DH isn't what you'd call 'metrosexual' and not at all into skin care. He commutes by Tube and uses the wipes to get off the grease and grime before a wash.

A couple of weeks ago DH started to complain that his skin was feeling dry and really sore. We put it down to cold weather and central heating and thought no more of it.

Since then, DH's face has seemed quite red at times. He's mentioned it being dry a couple of times and we've chatted and agreed that nothing's changed (washing powder, face wash, wipes etc.) so it must just be the cold snap.

Today DH has called me from work and said he's thinking of going to the Drs as his skin was burning last night and is really red today. He asked could I please go to the bathroom (I'm working at home) and tell him the name of the face wipes and wash as he can only describe them to the Dr as the 'green minty smelling face wash' and the wipes 'in the navy blue packet'- as I said, no real interest in face care.

I was a bit struck as our face wipes are in a white packet. The only blue packet we have in the cupboard is anti-bac surface wipes.

Yep, that's right he's been cleansing his face every night with anti-bacterial surface wipes for about three weeks. I would't mind but the anti-bac wipes have got a picture of a sparkling, clean white bathroom on the front. Not to mention the fucking words 'Anti-bacterial Bathroom Wipes'

Once I'd finished laughing, it transpires it's somehow my fault for not letting him know. Silly me, I thought he was a 30 year old man who was able to read.

Reminded me very much of fat balls, especially when DH commented that the 'face wipes' did actually smell quite 'toilety'.

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Nataleejah · 25/01/2016 14:56

Men...
My dad once washed his hair with bleach. Was a new fancy bottle, he thought it was shampoo.

WicksEnd · 25/01/2016 14:55

Oh and my dad once brushed his teeth with immac ShockGrin

WildeWoman · 25/01/2016 14:55

Oh priceless. What is it that they are so overt to reading things?

WicksEnd · 25/01/2016 14:53

Mine was cleaning the bathroom mirror with my Liz Earle cleansing cloths Angry

WonderingAspie · 25/01/2016 14:53

PMSL!!!!!

That has cheered me up when I really needed it so thanks. Grin

Cleaning wipes are much bigger than other wipes, how could he not realise! That and the picture of the shiney bathroom, and writing stating bathroom wipes!

RoosterCogburn · 25/01/2016 14:48

Mine was cleaning the bathroom with my face wipes - I thought I was getting through them quickly.
He had the cheek to complain that they were a bit small and not good value for money.

2ndSopranosRule · 25/01/2016 14:44

Fantastic.

I share an office with my manager and he thinks I'm laughing at the 'witty' things he's saying but I'm really not Grin

NeedACleverNN · 25/01/2016 14:42

The bloody fool Grin

Bless him. Least he now knows and it should go down nicely. Give him a soothing cream,actually give it to him not tell him to get one. You don't know what he could come back with.

LottieDoubtie · 25/01/2016 14:42

Grin opps!

JennyBunn · 25/01/2016 14:42

My DH complained that the moist toilet wipes I'd left in the bathroom 'stung' when he used them. Turns out he'd been using toilet cleaning wipes. He's a doctor too....

mogloveseggs · 25/01/2016 14:39

Oh that's just the kind of thing my dh would do Grin

PurpleWithaMysteryBun · 25/01/2016 14:38

Amazing! Exactly the sort of thing my DH would do.

SheWhoDaresGins · 25/01/2016 14:38

Ohhhh ha ha ha ha ha buy him a bog brush for his teeth and tell him you couldn't tell the difference then add thank god he wouldn't make such a mistake Wink

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SweetieDrops · 25/01/2016 14:37

Yep, that's right he's been cleansing his face every night with anti-bacterial surface wipes for about three weeks. I would't mind but the anti-bac wipes have got a picture of a sparkling, clean white bathroom on the front. Not to mention the fucking words 'Anti-bacterial Bathroom Wipes'

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