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I am going to Mumsnet the fuck out of this chicken!

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TheCarpenter · 04/01/2016 08:44

Place your bets now!

1.546kg chicken

2 Adults
1 Teen that eats like an adult.

I am going to try for:

Chicken Dinner
Chicken and Veg Pie
Sandwiches
Soup

Chicken and veg pie will have peas and carrots.
Sandwiches will be bits mixed with mayo and maybe sweetcorn to bulk.

Any other ideas?

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gamerchick · 04/01/2016 08:47

Looking good. Remember to strip the bottom of the chicken and use that for the pie.

If you strip a chicken properly you get a fair amount of meat. Seperate the breasts into pieces rather than have a whole lump of breast each as it goes further and is just as filling.

fuckadella · 04/01/2016 08:46

Fuck me that's unbelievable! It'd be bones alone after the pie in our house, good luck with that..

PeaceLoveAndMincePies · 04/01/2016 08:46

Fried rice maybe if you have any wee scraps left.

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