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What the bloody hell is this creature in my outhouse?? [pic]

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CountryMummy1 · 13/05/2015 23:41

Just been outside the feed the cat who has his food in the outhouse. There, hanging from the old pipework are 3 absolutely huge cocoons. They are hideous! Black and more than 4 inches long. They weren't there yesterday. What the hell is going to come out? AIBU to be very worried?

What the bloody hell is this creature in my outhouse?? [pic]
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springbabydays · 14/05/2015 17:05

Well.

Isn't nature wonderful?

Grin
Timri · 14/05/2015 16:59

Oh crap, how many do you think they'll be by the time OP updates again?

thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter · 14/05/2015 16:36

Great pics OP, I was looking for something to threaten the DC with if they don't stay in their beds at night.

Grin
FortySixandTwo · 14/05/2015 16:33

It looks like the things from the movie cocoon :( I hope it doesnt grow as big. Shock

Zucker · 14/05/2015 16:33

So the OP has been swallowed by this thing?

DonkeysDontRideBicycles · 14/05/2015 16:22

Awww well done YouPoo thanks for volunteering!

TwartFaceBeetj · 14/05/2015 16:19

I think OP has been eaten by the fungus zombie that burst out the slime pod

drop the bomb now! lets save ourselves!

vindscreenviper · 14/05/2015 16:09

I think Moln is on to something about the cat being involved.

Have you noticed all the 'aggressive cat' threads swirling about lately Hmm

findingmyfeet12 · 14/05/2015 16:08

Exactly they same thing appeared in my garage about a year ago. It ended up killing me.

londonrach · 14/05/2015 16:08

Anyone noticed op not been on for ages...she did touch the thing....i bet the cats behind this....

PeaceOfWildThings · 14/05/2015 16:06

Moln...because you said ut was the cat wot did it. It was meant to be a joke, I obviously didn't hit the mark but nevermind.

ShatnersBassoon · 14/05/2015 16:06

Have I missed the dissection? I'm agog Blush

Lozzle26 · 14/05/2015 16:00

Get the cat and torch the outhouse. Seriously. Torch it. Now. Do it.

Moln · 14/05/2015 15:57

Why are we speaking of spider cats?

PeaceOfWildThings · 14/05/2015 15:56

Ah yes, a spider cat. Well known breed that wraps it's mouse catches up in a muddy spidey cocoon to be consumed at a later date! Grin

GiddyOnZackHunt · 14/05/2015 15:55

To be fair even if King Alfred had been paying attention and got the cakes out bang on time, I don't think he'd really got the whole baking thing sorted at all. Even cake coloured they wouldn't be GBBO material.

Moln · 14/05/2015 15:54

About it being in AIBU

HalesCunliffe85 · 14/05/2015 15:53
Shock
Moln · 14/05/2015 15:53

Comment to Mardy!

Moln · 14/05/2015 15:52

I think the cat put it in here. It's in his (her?) eating space after all.

YouPooPooBumBum · 14/05/2015 15:51

We need to nominate a mumsnetter to go to OP's house and help her get this problem fixed - or a volunteer?

SoupDragon · 14/05/2015 15:36

Why is this in Aibu?

Try reading to the end of the OP's post.

ExitPursuedByABear · 14/05/2015 15:34

Grin Mardy

Powaqa · 14/05/2015 15:31

Anyone heard from the op?

Nobody sleep!!

What the bloody hell is this creature in my outhouse?? [pic]
ChristianGreyIsAJackass · 14/05/2015 15:29

Shit.the.bed.

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