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Aibu over lady using my parking spaces.

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Nannyplum2015 · 14/02/2015 18:58

We live in a housing estate and each house or flat has one or two spaces allocated to them. Most of the spaces are directly outside our houses except a few that are round the side that have garages. The spaces aren't numbered but everyone seems to know who's is whose. There's a new neighbour that has moved in next door to me (a corner house) and has a garage parking space round the back of her house, however she uses both my spaces as she parks in the middle of them. It's quite annoying when there's nowhere else to park as you have to park further down the road.

I went over today and introduced myself and poilitley told her the spaces were mine and hers was round the back but she was welcome to use our other space when we don't have guests but could she park to one side so I can fit my car next to hers. She looked at me with a blank expression, said no and shut the door on me! What do I do now!? I just stood there for a moment open mouthed and then went home.

Now I'm not sure if she has mobility problems as she's not exactly nimble anymore (about 65) but I am shocked at her one word reply!

OP posts:
EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 18/02/2015 18:00

I want NAR and FoNAR to get these and get them in place quick sharp Grin
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Universal-Waterproof-Outdoor-Rain-Dust-Winter-Snow-UV-Protection-Full-Car-Cover-/321358586515?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4ad276e293

SauvignonBlanche · 18/02/2015 17:57

Well done NAR! Grin

SirChenjin · 18/02/2015 17:57

Oooh - cross posts!! This is an exciting bit of news!

How long is NAR going to be able to keep his car there (in years) do you think?

MythicalKings · 18/02/2015 17:57
var123 · 18/02/2015 17:56

At last!!!

are her lights on? and the good neighbour too!

SirChenjin · 18/02/2015 17:55

I take back the cunt analogy - it's not fair on cunts Grin

So where is the OP then, hmmmm??

var123 · 18/02/2015 17:54

We need that webcam. Either that or another neighbour who is willing to fill the gaps. I can't believe I've checked 100 times today to see what happened when a woman I don't know tried to go out!! Its not healthy.

Nannyplum2015 · 18/02/2015 17:54

Hi, I'm back and her car is still there sandwiched between NAR and FONAR! Not sure if she's tried to go out at all.

OP posts:
DotRotten · 18/02/2015 17:33

Just in from work....
Sweet, sweet wifi.

Luciferbox · 18/02/2015 17:17

And I thought my neighbour was bad!

Manic3mum · 18/02/2015 17:13

Theres a twitter account dedicated to such displays of parking twattery @yplac (you park like a cunt) always good for a laugh whilst passing time waiting for op to post an update

Pipbin · 18/02/2015 17:09

Or a plac. Parks like a cunt.

WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 18/02/2015 16:40

I like PUNT, it could catch on. And I can say it infront of the kids without damaging them Smile

TheyLearnedFromBrian · 18/02/2015 16:24

A 'PUNT'

aka 'parking cunt'

'I was late because some fucking punt was in my space' etc.

Could catch on.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 18/02/2015 16:22
    • she'd, not she's.
SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 18/02/2015 16:21

I am sure your cunt is perfectly charming, Lweji - but can you honestly say it is skilled at parking cars? WinkGrin

Nb. I have no personal knowledge of Lweji's cunt, but she sounds as if she's have a lovely one.

Arsenic · 18/02/2015 16:20

Lonnpasowhack? Whyever not? Quite catchy Smile

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 18/02/2015 16:18

LONPSOAWPLAC - sorry, I don't think the acronym is going to catch on any time soon, SirChenjin! Grin

Lweji · 18/02/2015 16:18

who parks like a cunt

Oi. You are offending cunts everywhere now. Mine is not that vile. :)

icelollycraving · 18/02/2015 16:06
Smile
KissMyFatArse · 18/02/2015 16:04

SmileSmile

SirChenjin · 18/02/2015 16:02

So - back to the villain of the piece. Any update from the OP on the lady of no particular size or age who parks like a cunt?

icelollycraving · 18/02/2015 16:01

Sorry! I'm overweight myself,was being flippant.

Arsenic · 18/02/2015 15:40

Quite agree Tricky

I wish I'd get my arse in gear and start one slithy. Today could be a good day for it...

slithytove · 18/02/2015 15:36

I would love to see a MN spreadsheet