What's your best sporn story?

I forgot the one I have in a rather delicate area. It comes and goes. A few times there's been a bit of a crunch when I've squeezed and gunk has come out but I know it's not done. It's decided to refill again, so I've had a bit of a prod but need to let it brew for a bit I think.

DP has one at the top of his bum. It refills and pops spontaneously. I wish he'd let me have a go but I think he'd be horrified!

I have read this thread and now I am going back to page 1 to read it all over again.

Place marking as neeeeeeeeed to see photos but can't as on bastarding app!

I had one of those lip spots this morning, I could see the hello but after an initial squeeze nothing much, still could see it so spent about 5 mins manipulating it, result mirror hitter, not as good as the one during the week but quite a good one.

Yes it squealed. But it was a new piggy which squealed when picked up anyway. Better that than dying from a bad abcess I guess.

Vet only suggested a GA in the first place as she reckoned he wouldn't stay still for her to be able to do it without. I suggested we wrapped him in a towel and job done. It was literally only piercing the skin then squeezing.

I have a cyst on my neck which dh frequently slices open with a knife. If I can cope with it I reckon a guinea pig can.

I took a little break from MN for a few weeks and upon my return this thread was waiting for me. I take this as a sign - I home again.
I've tried to explain to DH what sporn is but he just looked mildly disgusted. He did let me get a rather large blackhead on his thigh last night though.

This has distracted me for far too long!

Yes! Did it squeal?

Oh my gosh, I think I have hidradenitis suppurativa! A mild case for sure, but I constantly have boils, blackheads and the more solid white pus variety spots on my upper thighs and armpits. Must get some antiseptic wash!

The ones that shoot across the bathroom are the best.

Seriously?

Viva thats animal abuse.

My DM has an amzing one on her back, but i am not allowed anywhere near it any more due to me mag sulphing it but then not being able to remove it (it's really deep) it swelled up and became really really sore. one day in the shower she 'squeezed what looked like cream cheese' out of it... I was furious she got my pay off.

I used to have a piercing at the top of my ear, it has a black shadow under the skin where it used to be, it isn't a head, just a black mark, should i attempt to squeeze?

Ask the chemist, it's behind the counter and a little pot of thick white goo, pretty cheap.

Where can one aquire mag sulph? It feels like something I need to have stocked in the cupboard.

Mag Sulph is amazing! I had a big old boil under the skin on my chin years ago, no head just a sore lump. I put a bit of mag Sulph on, then a plaster, within 10 minutes I felt it burst then hot boil juice was dripping down my neck. Happy days.

My ingrowing Fanjo hair came to nowt. It was about 1cm long but nothing pus wise to show for it :(

I like people sporn but not animal sporn. Why is this? does this imply a sexual element I suspect so. am I a particular pervert?

Thank you. Just thank you.

it slid out like a bolt out of a door

Mag sulph to drAw it out!

Ok, Sporners...Need your advice! I bit off a hangnail last week and now the tip of my finger is swollen, throbbing and fifty shades of red, pink and purple. What should I do ? It hurts so much, I can feel it in my shoulder. I really would rather not go to the Dr as you have to wait FOREVER.

This thread is giving me LIFE. It is amazing. I have never had pus shoot across the room though, is my immune system broken?

Btw, Caitlin Moran is a sporner. She described a blackhead in her armpit as 'it slid out like a bolt out of a door'

Our lovely poodle got very ill, lethargic and wobbly,but christmas so no vet. Then Boxing Day she was better, but stinky, so quick bath ( Australia, so not cold) I was drying her and a fucking huge tic dropped out of her front, followed by rivers of thick yellow pus.
I also used to sit running my fingers through her wool, when one night I came across a hard lump, like a grain of rice. It was a blackhead bigger than a match head which popped right out, totally black, into a hard ball about the size of my little fingernail. That dog was gold.

My best one is a guinea pig abcess. Piggy had a huge lump under his neck. Went to the vet who said it was an abcess and reckoned piggy needed an op under GA as hard to get to.

I said bollocks to that thinking of the cost and told vet to slice it while I pinned the piggy down. She got a scapel and made an inch long incision in the lump and then squeezed and squeezed and loads of thick, white, smelly gunk came out.

I was sent home with instructions to keep picking the scap open and squeezing till it stopped refilling. Took a week of alternate day squeezing. Dd used to hold the piggy and I used to be chief squeezer.

you all might want to check out a youtube poster called sankaqm5. loads of videos cyst removal/explosions and the like.