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Someone in a work meeting today said 'jizz it up' instead of jazz it up

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MrsBertMacklin · 02/12/2014 22:54

...and I was the only person who laughed.

That was the highlight of my day. Shit.

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MrsBertMacklin · 02/12/2014 23:24

I'd be more embarrassed to say 'thought shower' tbh, sounds like a parody of business jargon!

Did someone have to tell her, or did it dawn slowly?

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SaucyMare · 02/12/2014 23:02

There a weeping willow called golden shower, i cant handle it with a straight face.

Peedie · 02/12/2014 22:59

A colleague in a team meeting I was in suggested we have a golden shower. Shock Turned out she meant 'thought shower' aka brainstorm.

cogitosum · 02/12/2014 22:55

We use a software called bizagi and I always call it bijazzle! Genuine mistake but brightens many a day!

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