Active discussions

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Mumsnet classics

Relive the funniest, most unforgettable threads. For a daily dose of Mumsnet’s best bits, sign up for Mumsnet's daily newsletter.

Original poster

AIBU to think that comprehension just isn't a strong point with some people.

559 replies

AngelsOnHigh · 29/09/2014 08:12

I've noticed this quite a lot over the time I have on MN.

Referring to a recent thread re early retirement. The poster quite clearly stated that DH wanted to retire in 14 months (when mortgage paid) and wanted her to retire at the same time. She is 10 years his junior and works part time.

OK, first answer was "So he wants you both to retire in early forties"

Second response "Can you change to part time work"

I can understand this if we were 10 pages into the thread because we don't all have time to read all responses, but come on, the first two responses?

OP posts:
gordyslovesheep · 29/09/2014 12:21

Put down the guardian and get into the real world ... Lefties are stupid

MizK · 29/09/2014 12:21

You sound like a real charmer Hmm

SaucyJack · 29/09/2014 12:17

She can't do that MrsDevere. I know she hasn't said her child is a coeliac, but some people do so I'm going to get offended on their behalf anyway.

BaffledSomeMore · 29/09/2014 12:15

You should try cosleeping.

Nancy66 · 29/09/2014 12:15

It wouldn't happen in Waitrose

SauvignonBlanche · 29/09/2014 12:14

Well my children have never been anywhere near a McDonalds.

gordyslovesheep · 29/09/2014 12:12

I work 34566 hours a day earning 3 beans and an old hair clip ... I'd love to sit on my arse while tax payers fund my goat habit

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed · 29/09/2014 12:08

Have you tried clicker training? It was really effective for my gerbils.

DinoSnores · 29/09/2014 12:08

To be honest, I find this thread in bad taste. Not everyone has £3million to spend on a handbag.

Whoopsadazy · 29/09/2014 12:07

Q - my maternity leave is due to end. I have to go back to work - we can't afford for me to do otherwise. Is working pattern A or B best?

A - why have kids if you can't afford them?
A - just give up work. No job is more important than your baby
A - can you get a higher paid job and work less?
A - YOU SOUND VERY ENTITLED

MrsDeVere · 29/09/2014 12:06

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Whoopsadazy · 29/09/2014 12:05

Q - We can have a morgage of 100k. Houses in an easy commute of work and schools are about 150k. Should we carry on renting?

A - Well round here as opposed to the obviously common and scummy place you live 2 bed flats go for 800k so you're very lucky to live in your scuzzy area which is still too expensive for you

TortoiseUpATreeAgain · 29/09/2014 12:04

Well, personally I wouldn't place much store by what NHS Direct say. Trust your instincts.

rembrandtsrockchick · 29/09/2014 12:02

You could try aromatherapy...it worked for me!

puntasticusername · 29/09/2014 12:00

It sounds as if you need to rekindle your relationship. What about a nice weekend at Center Parcs?

TongueBiter · 29/09/2014 12:00

Phone 101 Grin

SauvignonBlanche · 29/09/2014 11:59

LTB!

phonebox · 29/09/2014 11:58

This thread is making my teeth itch.

DinoSnores · 29/09/2014 11:58

I feel sorry for your children.

Nohootingchickenssleeping · 29/09/2014 11:56

I think you sound unhinged. head tilt

phonebox · 29/09/2014 11:52

Is this your MIL's first GC?

Just refuse to see her for at least 2 days.

gordyslovesheep · 29/09/2014 11:45

Rtt ffs it's not about that

SaucyJack · 29/09/2014 11:05

It's far too fricking early for Xmas threads OP.

gordyslovesheep · 29/09/2014 10:28

Yesterday ... 'I would of course swerve to avoid dogs, people etc'

'So previous poster what would you do if a dog or horse or person was in the road ... Hit them'

No read her fucking post properly

bamboostalks · 29/09/2014 10:26

You sound very entitled.