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I am bored. Help me prank my friend.

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ApocalypseNowt · 29/08/2014 14:49

No i don't have anything better to do. Yes I am childish.

That said me and my best friend have a long running game where we like to prank each other. Very small scale stuff. Most recently this has taken the form of sending each other postcards from wherever we are with daft messages on them.

It started when i went on holiday and sent her a postcard as promised. Then she went away and forgot to send me one. So the next time i was away (not anywhere vaguely exciting) i sent her a narky one bemoaning my lack of postcards. Then she bombarded me with daft cards saying how much she loved me and was my bestest ever friend.

Now I'm stuck. What can I do or send her.....

I know mn is full of evil geniuses (genii?)...please help me Grin

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Pandora452 · 06/09/2014 18:44

If you freeze bits of mentos in icecubes, when you put them in cola, when the ice cube melts, the cola explodes/volcanos (if you youtube cola rockets .. its that on a small scale!)

Crackedhouse · 06/09/2014 18:43

Had a few set backs this week so I'm super late, but it's finally in the post!!

FuckOffWeasel · 06/09/2014 16:32

OP, I can send one, PM me!

ApocalypseNowt · 06/09/2014 14:50

Message from friend:

Nigel is wanting his Fifty Shades of Grey back and gives the magic roundabout 10 out of 10.

More to follow....

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LividofLondon · 06/09/2014 12:36

Send her a Christmas card (now rather than at Christmas!)...from a made up person Grin

yestheyhavethesamedad · 06/09/2014 11:26

I am a bit late to the party but my dd constantly does pranks, she clingfilmed her dad and his girlfriends car one night while babysitting , waited till they were in bed then filled the bathroom with balloons, u have to step into the bathroom to turn the light, and at xmas completely wrapped her younger sisters room in wrapping paper.

ApocalypseNowt · 06/09/2014 08:57

Friend is definitely coming round tonight. She is a very good friend - dh is out tonight so she's coming to help with bedtime (i have 2 dd's) and to give me a bollocking about the postcards.

I have so won this round of the prank war although i'm a bit worried as to what she's going to do to me next.....

Will do more postcard updates this eve if i can! Smile

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CaptainHammer · 06/09/2014 08:45

Hahaha, erotic bus station!! Hilarious!

SuburbanCrofter · 05/09/2014 22:15

Oh my word I am crying ACTUAL TEARS at the erotic bus station. Marking place!

plipplops · 05/09/2014 18:21

I'd like to Janet and Roy as well please? Marking my place here to hopefully not miss it...

EElisavetaofBelsornia · 05/09/2014 14:03

This is so funny, wish I had got here earlier!

Cat is it on Chat where the Janet and Roy matching happens? I would love to set this up for my DH this year.

ApocalypseNowt · 05/09/2014 13:44

Thank you CelibacyCakeAndElevatorMuzac (love the name btw). Of course you can be my friend! Great childish minds think alike.

Cheers ThisFenceIsComfy - I almost wish i'd got you all to send me the cards....I'm getting a bit jealous of my friend with all her lovely weird post!

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ThisFenceIsComfy · 05/09/2014 13:23

I sent mine today so hopefully should arrive tomorrow or Monday

ApocalypseNowt · 05/09/2014 07:48

Yay! Sounds like more are on the way.

Friend is coming round on Saturday if she's still speaking to me. Hoping she will bring all the postcards. I will take photos and post them. Am especially looking forward to seeing a confused bat.

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CelibacyCakeAndElevatorMuzac · 04/09/2014 23:28

Haha, brilliant thread! I want a friend like you OP.

I so want to Janet and Roy my parents but I'm terrible at keeping jokes going, I dissolve into giggles and give it away

Fissawissa · 04/09/2014 23:00

Great idea Grin would love to do something similar with my parents!

WowserBowser · 04/09/2014 22:37

What a brilliant idea! Love it.

SaggyAndLucy · 04/09/2014 22:23

No! The anticipation is half the fun! Grin

ToAvoidConversation · 04/09/2014 22:17

This is a hilarious thread. Nigel gets about a bit doesn't he??

AlpacaPicnic · 04/09/2014 22:12

I sent mine today! Would you like to wait for her reaction, or shall I post the photo I took of the back and front of the postcard? yes, I am that sad

SaggyAndLucy · 04/09/2014 21:54

brilliant!

hotfuzzra · 04/09/2014 21:39

Ha mine's the silver cock!
(Never thought I'd say that again...)

Bumchin101 · 04/09/2014 19:51

I am loving this thread, 100% should be in classics.
Place marking to read more :) x

ApocalypseNowt · 04/09/2014 19:41

Update:

Nigel has visited the silver cock roundabout at Dorking. It was 'overrated' and he gave it 1 out of 10. He wonders if he left his silver cock at my friend's house. Pablo said 'Hola'.

Grin
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ApocalypseNowt · 04/09/2014 18:33

Thank you kelper! I shall be your friend based mainly around childish pranks and pisstaking.

I think more may have arrived. She just sent me a text with this sort of emoticon on it --> Hmm

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