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If you fart in the bath

217 replies

JazzAnnNonMouse · 20/08/2014 20:10

Are you washing in poo particles?
Grin

OP posts:
notoneforselfies · 20/08/2014 21:00

Bath farts are known as (deadly) puff adders, in case you wanted to know.

happybubblebrain · 20/08/2014 20:59

If you fart in the bath your farts have been washed, so I wouldn't worry too much.

Bogeyface · 20/08/2014 20:57

When I was pg I had really bad constipation and so really bad wind.

I fell asleep on the sofa (a common occurrence) and woke up with the most amazingly painful arse! It was agony, it was burning and there was the single worst smell I have ever encountered. I was moaning in pain and H was pissing himself laughing, he had never seen someone a) burn their bum with a fart and b) wake themselves up whilst doing so! :o

Freebirdy · 20/08/2014 20:56

My ex DP never farted. Until he went to sleep! I used to try and drop off first so I didn't have to witness the days built up guffs! Confused

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 20/08/2014 20:54

They must be microscopic though. Surely?

Yes, teeny particles.

Here's a cheerful song about them.

Sparklingbrook · 20/08/2014 20:54

I imagine all the women who don't want their new lover to see them make up free in the morning and remain all beautiful and mysterious but have just farted all night. Grin

Sparklingbrook · 20/08/2014 20:52

I can't ask DH at the moment, I am not sure i want to know. But if you are asleep surely you can't help it?

NellysKnickers · 20/08/2014 20:52

I know I fart in my sleep. I quite often wake myself up.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 20/08/2014 20:51

He says "not often".

Not enough to remark upon apparently.

And he thinks it's an odd question.

Grin
KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 20/08/2014 20:50

Yes, I have a friend who was [shocked] that I fart in front of DP.

Bonkers. I eat in front of him, don't I?

Confused

I will ask if I fart in my sleep.

Sparklingbrook · 20/08/2014 20:47

Grin I always laugh when people say they don't ever fart in front of their other half. They are probably trumping all night in their sleep Shock

MrsWolowitz · 20/08/2014 20:43

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KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 20/08/2014 20:42

But sometimes you can't help it.

Wink
Sparklingbrook · 20/08/2014 20:40

Probably best not to fart. Wink

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 20/08/2014 20:36

Yes, poo particles fly out.

Probably best not to think about it..!

Confused
Sparklingbrook · 20/08/2014 20:32

Do poo bits fly out when you fart then? Confused

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 20/08/2014 20:27

Yes, you are.

But I found out recently that if you own a water tank you're probably bathing in hot, dead rat juice so feel pretty 'meh' about my own poo crumbs.

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