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If you fart in the bath

217 replies

JazzAnnNonMouse · 20/08/2014 20:10

Are you washing in poo particles?
Grin

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DioneTheDiabolist · 20/08/2014 22:19

Brilliant tip Maid, I will try that next time. Thanks.Grin

Bogeyface · 20/08/2014 22:18

OK TMI warning.

You know when people lean to the side to fart on TV and oh how amusing it is? Do you change position to stop it bubbling up frontways?!

I hate front escaping farts, I dont want bum smells on my foof :o

Bogeyface · 20/08/2014 22:16

My dad used to fart massively in the bath every night. On one occasion some ceiling plaster fell down directly underneath.

Thank you for that, will use it as a warning to H :o

I think bath farts smell more because the bubble comes up and you get it all in one go, air farts are dissipated by the time they get to your nose.

Charming convo by the way, very amusing!

MaidOfStars · 20/08/2014 22:15

And I really want to see an equivalent video of a woman doing a spirit level.

Hurr1cane · 20/08/2014 22:15

Wtf is that video?

WanttogotoDisney · 20/08/2014 22:09

Here is a video of a fart:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=l8L7iCztvCc.

AdoraBell · 20/08/2014 21:57

My DH couldn't even say the word "fart" when we met, and he'd been married and had a DC.

He is now not only able to speak their name, he also gives himself permission to let one rip occasionally.

I've corrupted him, clearly. He doesn't need to know about the poo particles.

VikingLady · 20/08/2014 21:57

My dad used to fart massively in the bath every night. On one occasion some ceiling plaster fell down directly underneath.

And DH and I still try not to fart in front of each other, but evil pg wind will not be denied! It hurts! And is astonishingly evil. Poor DH. He says it's natures way of sharing morning sickness Grin

MaidOfStars · 20/08/2014 21:53

Dione If you have loads of bubble bath, you build up a little bank of smell bubbles, so you freshen it up when it starts to dissipate.

Kind of like one of those Glade squirty thingys.

Catsmamma · 20/08/2014 21:51

I really enjoy farting....it makes me laugh endlessly.

Mine and those of others. I am very generous about fart humour.

phantomnamechanger · 20/08/2014 21:48

DH made me laugh while we were DTD last week, that made me fart, which made me laugh more, which made me fart more

TMI Blush was very funny at the time

monkeyfacegrace · 20/08/2014 21:47

Why do farts always smell worse in the bath or shower?

SarcyMare · 20/08/2014 21:47

If you smell something there are particles of it in your nose.

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JazzAnnNonMouse · 20/08/2014 21:45

I love farts. I love the feeling of them but I do wish there could be some kind of sieve so I don't release poo all over the place.

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phantomnamechanger · 20/08/2014 21:45

the most significant divide on MN is the divide between those who have a real fear of poo crumbs and those who go in for rimming (and a whole lot worse that I had NO IDEA people were into), even on a one night stand - bleurgh! never, no way, no no no.

TheCSLibraryPree · 20/08/2014 21:45

My DP said he knew when I was certain about my feelings for him as I didn't try to hide that I farted while in bed with him!!

Doubtfuldaphne · 20/08/2014 21:43

' Do it ' - not donor! I'm not donoring farts!

Doubtfuldaphne · 20/08/2014 21:43

I wish my Dh and I would fart freely. After nearly ten years we still can't do it. Strangely we can if we can't see each other so if I'm outside the door it's fine but if I'm next to him it's impossible.
The bathroom is the only place I donor 'safely'!

phantomnamechanger · 20/08/2014 21:41

when he lets one go and I am in the dining room on the PC it sounds like the ceiling is about to cave in

pwhahahahaha, am crying!

gamerchick · 20/08/2014 21:39

This is why I boak on the laundry threads where people sleep naked and don't change their bedding for weeks or months.. sleeping in theirs and their partners fecal matter.. even worse when they say they shower the night before so it doesn't matter they don't change their sheets.

Still it's only little particles of poo so nobody will know Grin

Hurr1cane · 20/08/2014 21:35

DP sleeps naked and farts, sometimes on my leg if I've dared to go in for a cuddle.

I'm now considering bleach, or amputation

Bogeyface · 20/08/2014 21:05

H never farts ever, but he does fart in the bath and on the bog. I havent told him that the bath in particular makes them sound even louder, when he lets one go and I am in the dining room on the PC it sounds like the ceiling is about to cave in. I have no idea why he wont fart at any other time.

TeamEdward · 20/08/2014 21:03

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DioneTheDiabolist · 20/08/2014 21:01

Farting in the bath is one of life's pleasures. I love it. The initial release, the exciting visuals, the satisfying sound and, erm, resulting aroma all make for an amazing personal experience.BlushGrin

Larrytheleprechaun · 20/08/2014 21:00

So if my husband farts in the bed I am sleeping in his poo particles. Jesus Christ.

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