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HOT TITS!!

308 replies

wantacatplease · 16/08/2014 18:44

...is something my 18 month old daughter has started exclaiming, quite loudly and gaily when we're out and about. Hmm

No idea what she's trying to say!

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DocMcStuffinsBigBookOfOuches · 18/08/2014 14:09

My favourite is when my daughter heard some cutlery rattling on a trolley (we were at the hospital at the time) as it was going along a corridor. She listened and then announced it sounded just like "Santa and his slave"

Mof4 · 18/08/2014 14:07

DD2, as a toddler, didn't like anything that was wet or even slightly damp; swing seats, the sea etc, so she would point at offending damp thing and exclaim loudly 'Too wat'!

BirminghamCityCentre · 18/08/2014 14:06

Best one in our house was my four year old recently telling me that he and his new buddy were playing minges. Spat my tea then established one likes minions, other likes ninjas...so they made a new game!

FolknNorah · 18/08/2014 14:04

The Toddler likes dicks. Big dicks, long dicks, small dicks, pointy dicks, dicks with leaves, dog's dicks.
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Mumraathenoisylion · 18/08/2014 14:02

Dd 20months loves Macca Pacca (of course) and shouts his name every time she sees a stone, unfortunately she hears Macca as 'Wank-er'

50KnockingonabiT · 18/08/2014 13:56

Smarties are still known as farties in our house twenty years later:)

katienana · 18/08/2014 13:51

Bitch is beach in our house and ass is house! We often leave the ass and go to the bitch...

neversleepagain · 18/08/2014 13:48

Both my twins say cocklit (chocolate)

The one twin, to my dismay, has learnt how to say 'shit'. Whenever she drops anything it but followed by a loud and clear 'SHIT'!

CallieG · 18/08/2014 13:45

My DD would say bitch bitch, it took me a while but I eventually realised she was saying Beach. DD2 had a cyst inside her mouth for a few years and would randomly yell "Fuck" when we were in the car, turns out it was all the trucks passing us by, she meant Truck.

josieposiepie · 18/08/2014 13:43

Whenever we offer our niece (2) ice cream, she says "yes piss ass cream", also when my nephew (11) was about three, he would ask for a chocolate lolly on a stick in Thornton's by asking for "cock dick"

RockinD · 18/08/2014 13:41

Another vote for Marks 'n' Spensive here.

Also, at the deli counter -'Look Mummy, cold sore!'

CallieG · 18/08/2014 13:39

Maybe Beach

Lemonfairydust · 18/08/2014 13:39

When my son was younger he would often shout loudly that he wanted his cnt. He meant coat. shame*

emmamme · 18/08/2014 13:28

Dd had trouble with black currant, came our as black c**t.

Really embarrassing so we tended to stick to orange or apple as options!

CulturalBear · 18/08/2014 13:10

Flutterly I'm very new to all this, but let me tell you I'm very relieved that we referred to our kitty as cat, as it is our DS (1)'s only word - and he uses it for everything right now!

dublindee · 18/08/2014 13:06

Picnics are nic-nics with DS3, DS1 called them pic-pics
Blueberries are boobies
Freeze pops are bop-bops
Trucks are fwucks
Things misappear they don't disappear
Me-mouse is Mickey Mouse
Peh-pig is peppa pig
Piggle!! Is Iggle Piggle
Puggin is pudding
Chockit is chocolate
Bibit is biscuit

I love this stage ??

MyCrazyLife · 18/08/2014 12:52

Omg moggle, cross post! I was afraid no one would believe me!

MyCrazyLife · 18/08/2014 12:51

20 month old DD calls chocolate "cock"!

She was really enjoying some Buttons the other day. So glad no one else was around to hear her repeatedly announce "Nice... Cock!"

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halfdrunkcoffee · 18/08/2014 12:48

DS, 3, likes to call Marks and Spencers "Marks EnSpensive"

Flutterly · 18/08/2014 12:47

Oh my little one also says Titty instead of kitty! We have a kitty at home so he says it constantly!

moggle · 18/08/2014 12:39

My friend's DD went through a phase of calling chocolate "cock" for a while. Lots of mileage in that... "Want cock!" "Daddy, where cock?" "Mummy like cock?"

ElectricalBanana · 18/08/2014 12:35

my niece had panacotta for the first time and asked what it was - we told her

"oooh i like panacocker"

made my husbands day....he still calls it panacocker - he is a child

JazzAnnNonMouse · 18/08/2014 12:29

We went to the aquarium for dd1s 2nd birthday:
Hello piss

Ooo ook nice piss

Piss der

Piss
Piss
Piss

Hoppinggreen · 18/08/2014 12:26

Fork - shouted very loudly in a restaurant repeatedly .
I will let you figure out how she pronounced it!!

CrabbyBlossomBottom · 18/08/2014 12:25

Ah this takes me back! When DD was a toddler (with quite delayed speech) she used to say 'fuck you' for 'thank you'. It was very funny (and we videoed it) apart from when some sweet elderly person would pick up something she'd dropped from the buggy and give it back to her, cue me catapulting over at high speed to cover her mouth and or drown out the 'fuck you!' With a 'thank you' of my own. Grin

She was also Thomas obsessed and the Fat Controller was called the FuckCunt. That went down well at toddler groups, I can tell you. Hmm Grin

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