HOT TITS!!

"One car" was what he was trying to say. Sounded very different. Also the "Twigs" character from Tree Fu Tom was "Tits" for a very long time, which was very, very embarrassing.

you can often hear the following exclamations in the reallywittyhousehold:

'orseshit! (sausage)
Fucky! Fucky! FUUUUCKY! (she has a soft toy handpuppet fox, which we stupidly named "Foxy")

Chocolate was interesting for a while. It came out as cock-cock.

Sainsburys car-park during parking

DS1: mind that bollock
Me: pardon
DS1: mind that bollock
Me: pardon
DS1: MIND THAT BOLLOCK!
Me: oh (finally dawning), you mean bollard

My two year old American grandaughter couldn't say' flag'. On the Fourth of July she spent a couple of happy hours watching the Grand Parade , pointing out to anyone nearby and shouting ''Fck, fck ,f*ck..'' at the top of her voice...

When DD1 was I think 18 months, we went with granma (never nana) to a church service. It was quite a formal affair with a lot of standing up, then sitting, standing again etc etc. Everytime we stood, DD would loudly instruct 'shit nana, SHIT' (for 'sit grandma sit). Twas a memorable service.

DD would say "dick less" instead of ridiculous when aged around 3.
"That's just dick less" she would say in a very exasperated voice if she wasn't happy about something or other.

Yesterday DD (aged 2) was saying what sounded like "I want a piss". Except I doubt it was that. She was most annoyed that I couldn't understand her!

Used to baby sit for a family where the ds used to shout "Stop Fucking your fingers!" at his sister. She was sucking them and they were trying to get her to stop.

LittleRedDinosaur My 2yo DS used to call the beach "the bitch"

My three kids were asked if they would like a sweet treat.. to which they replied, 1. jelly tots please, 2 umm a milky way. 3 Can I have a lucky dick please eekkkkk.....

I managed a straight face and an ok !

Fishandjam Dd loves daddy's 'cock' too! Not pointed to it in public yet. That's going to be a special moment!

My dd says bastard, bastard she does it only when were in the car so I assume she is saying faster, faster very strange.

Our DD's nursery thought it would be hilarious to teach the children to say "fork 'n' knife" instead of the other way around. How we laughed for 1 second at that one...twats [grins]

Im am not saying this is the case for everyone here, but I think perhaps we should all observe a closer look in the "men" in our (childrens) lives. Mass media included.
Dont get me wrong... when my Courtaney (age 3) was between 1-2 she was goin around mply saying "fuck!" when she was mad. But something like "hot titts" Id be extremely upset & disturbed over!
However the "cockporn" is obviously explainable.
Just watch the men sisters. Because most of them are animals.
Lord only knows what the children overhear when the boys r together and talking shit. :)

Yesterday 4yo DD was insisting we watched Hairy Bottom, you know, the boy who goes off to wizarding school?

When my niece was three I taught her how to say dictionary my sister wasn't pleased when she told her nanna to come see "the dicks in Mary" or when she told her my mam and a houseful of family that her dad had wanked on her mammy last night naturally she meant her dad farted in bed or when she was adamant that my other niece who is fourteen sang turkey hoe not shuggy boat and the ever classic baa baa black shit loudly sang anywhere and every where

And a quick question has anyone else had their child come home from school or nursery singing the fucking fucking chicken song -aka the clucking clucking chicken none knew what she meant

It runs in the family because her older sister now 17 used to be convinced her daddy was a bastard or in plain english a basket and her brother now 12 told anyone who would listen he was called Chavis and he and his brother now 15 were both faggots we still haven't worked that one out either

When my twin cousins were young they referred to me as aunty JuJu but my brother was called the man! Went on for 18+ months

No idea where the man came from, we think aunty JuJu was because if my mum was aunty then I must be too and they couldn't say Julia.

The man still cracks me up though :P

My lovely daughter used to shout for blackcu*t juice instead of blackcurrant juice. Mortified doesn't begin to explain it

We used to think our son was saying
Mother F*** but he was shouting Macka Packa lol

Loved 'when I could not produce the bitch'! My dd1 used to shout 'fck, fck!' for fork :)

Ours also loves clocks and lets rip with 'cock! Cock!' On the tram. She also walks round the house whispering 'tick tock' which is downright creepy.

Boobies - blueberries
Spikit- Biscuit
Dvdvd - Dvd
Cockdoobidoobidoo - chicken (cockadoodledoo)
Gruffafo - The Gruffalo

And many, many more.