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HOT TITS!!

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wantacatplease · 16/08/2014 18:44

...is something my 18 month old daughter has started exclaiming, quite loudly and gaily when we're out and about. Hmm

No idea what she's trying to say!

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wantacatplease · 16/08/2014 20:22

These are all making me feel a lot better! Grin

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Purplefrogshoes · 16/08/2014 20:07

My DD went through a phase of drinking nothing but really weak black currant squash but as she was only 2 she always shouted for bla cunt juice, it took ages to convince her to ask for ribena

ThisFenceIsComfy · 16/08/2014 20:07

DS says "fook" a lot. As in "fook car" or "fook choo-choo"

I think it means fast. However he lives his life by vehicles so he shouts it a lot.

WombleAlong · 16/08/2014 20:03

DS1, speech delay, therapist advised on helping him to blend two consonant sounds, such as 't-r-ain' and 'b-r-ead', which went ok, until we got to 'b-l-ocks'....he spent months pointing out the bollocks in the toy shop, supermarket, etc or asking for, or where, his bollocks were!

The shame :(

FreeWee · 16/08/2014 19:58

My DD is also a cock shouter! For clock. Also, cock-urt for yoghurt and dick for drink. It's getting to be quite hazardous giving her her mid morning snack asking for cock-urt and dick!

poppetina · 16/08/2014 19:56

We had "my slag! My SLAG! My SLLLAAAAAAGGG!" At the top of Ds's voice a few weeks ago. His flag had broken. He went on about it for ages!

NotYouNaanBread · 16/08/2014 19:52

DD1 used to sob for a spigot.

Eventually worked our she meant biscuit.

Chocolate was Croc Wit. :)

Barbie1 · 16/08/2014 19:51

annyeonghaseyo = hello in korean

Barbie1 · 16/08/2014 19:50

Cock porn was one of many things ds used to embarrass me on a daily bases.

The only saving grace is we have been living in South Korea for the past year so most people have no idea what he is saying (thankfully!)

Especially when the local phase is annyeonghaseyo, shortened to haseyo.

My very loud two year old insists on shouting assy hole to passers by.

Some times shortening it further to ass hole...oh the shame!

BBQSteak · 16/08/2014 19:49

my dd used to shout coon

as she loved racoons

LindyHemming · 16/08/2014 19:46

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RubyGoat · 16/08/2014 19:42

DD went through a phase where 'clock' was pronounced 'cock', and 'Makka Pakka' & 'Caterpillar' were both mispronounced as a racist word that starts with P. (That DH & I have never used in our lives!) Very embarrassing!

Stealthpolarbear · 16/08/2014 19:42

You sure you don't have a pair of overheating feathered garden visitors?

LottieJenkins · 16/08/2014 19:38

After a really crap day "cockporn" has made me roar with laughter!! Grin

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wantacatplease · 16/08/2014 19:36

Oh my God, cock porn wins this thread!!!!

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wantacatplease · 16/08/2014 19:35

Grin at 'wanker'.

Oh Lottie! Grin Love your endearing Wilf posts.

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Barbie1 · 16/08/2014 19:34

My ds went through a stage of shouting cock porn..

Turned out he was after popcorn. Grin

LottieJenkins · 16/08/2014 19:30

Have told this story before but here goes anyway:-
When Wilf was small due to his deafness he couldnt say "Mumma."
We had many supermarket and library trips when he was charging round yelling .......................................
" BUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER " when he couldnt find me!! Grin

venusandmars · 16/08/2014 19:30

I was looking after my friend's dd. She had a toy with her. "oh, who is this?" I asked

"wanker"

Shock Confused

Turns out it was makka pakka from Night Garden Grin

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wantacatplease · 16/08/2014 19:25

Ahh dick dick is adorable (and funny!).

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snoggle · 16/08/2014 19:21

What's it
Or
Chocolate

My DS said dick dick for biscuit for ages

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wantacatplease · 16/08/2014 19:17

Ooh, could be!

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vezzie · 16/08/2014 19:13

Is it a version of "what is it?"

StoneFoxMama · 16/08/2014 19:06

This reminds me of my cousins 'I want my shagggggyyyy' shaggy of course being her beaker.

The one that both mine did and always had me in fits was 'cock' screamed repeatedly, often when out. They really liked clocks.

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wantacatplease · 16/08/2014 19:04

Hmm...maybe! She'll no doubt do it again so I'll see if "stop it" fits in context with what she's doing. She screams says it quite happily, though, with an emphasis on the "TITS" part. Confused

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