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HOT TITS!!

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wantacatplease · 16/08/2014 18:44

...is something my 18 month old daughter has started exclaiming, quite loudly and gaily when we're out and about.

No idea what she's trying to say!

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YellowYoYoYam · 16/08/2014 23:37

Tits are tights in our house. Pronounced very carefully, every letter enunciated.

We also have cock for clock. And the pronunciation of fork is rather suspect too.

TheBearAndTheBug · 16/08/2014 23:15

DH setting it as my ring tone was less funny

Myfanwyprice · 16/08/2014 23:09

Ds loves arsenal, he has an arsenal bedcover, eat drinks breathes arsenal, wouldn't have been a problem except that dd when aged 2 couldn't say arsenal and would tell everyone that her big brother loved arse hole and loved his arse hole bed!

Sootball · 16/08/2014 22:52

DD when learning to talk never said a car but one car - sounded just like wanker.

And we live on a busy road. I recorded it on my phone as it was priceless. DH setting it as my ring tone was less funny.

deakymom · 16/08/2014 22:52

it gets worse when they are clear as in mommy my pointy thing won't go down! its poking out mommy look mommy mom MOM! why are you crying mommy?

ChasedByBees · 16/08/2014 22:40

I think it's 'what's this?'

DD used to say something similar.

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wantacatplease · 16/08/2014 22:04

Amazing replies! My dd's little phrase is nothing compared to these!

Jiiiiiiiiiiiizz!

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TheBearAndTheBug · 16/08/2014 21:13

DS1's first word was 'cheers', which is very cute, except that he couldn't pronounce it properly. The 'ch' became 'j' and the 'eer' became 'i'.

So basically we sat round the table at every mealtime with a one year old waving his sippy cup around and screaming 'Jizz! Jiiiiiizzzzzz!' We got some odd looks in restaurants.

Dontstepinthecowpat · 16/08/2014 21:12

DS2

black cunt = black currant!

Big dick = big stick

Littlegiraffe · 16/08/2014 21:12

These are hilarious!
DS, until recently, couldn't say 'trunk' so if you asked him what an elephant had, he'd say (in ascending volume):
'A big big big BIG CUNT'
Blueboobies (blueberries) was another of my favourites.

MimsyBorogroves · 16/08/2014 21:12

My Star Wars obsessed DS1 liked rancours best, so every time he saw anything Star Wars related he would shout "RANCOUR!" Sadly he pronounced it with a W, so he came across as sweary, but very well spoken with it.

dancestomyowntune · 16/08/2014 21:11

thank you op! i'm sat here worrying myself to death over bleeding in early pregnancy and this thread has me howling with laughter! desperately trying to work out what hot tits is meant to mean (think its whats it?), and literally laughing out loud at all the cock shouters! on erection is pure class!!!

HappyMedium · 16/08/2014 21:09

ah yes, my kids also love cock porn. and yesterday ds shouted out that he had found a dick. I am assuming what he actually found was a stick.

Catmint · 16/08/2014 21:08

I think be bosh for 64 zoo lane was, " for the love of all that is good, please turn it off!"

StickyFloor · 16/08/2014 21:04

Another clock lover in this house, but it was particularly amusing as he used to go on and on to any visitors about "daddy's little cock" as he had one of those tiny square travel alarm clocks. Used to make me roar with laughter!

Could hot tits be hold this? or what's this?

Whiskwarrior · 16/08/2014 21:02

My youngest couldn't say his d or c/k sounds until he was four - they all came out as t.

Great fun at his friend's birthday party when the cake came out.

"Yay!" shouts DS "Hello Titty!".

My friend's husband thought it was so funny that he actually asked DS to repeat Hello Kitty's name so he could video it!

Nyancat · 16/08/2014 21:00

dd 2.5 has older cousins who are big one direction fans. unfortunately she now just shouts 'I love on erection'

McWeedie · 16/08/2014 20:55

My 2 year old DS is a cock shouter too, we saw some peacocks a while back and I think he liked them a lot. He has a little chant that goes something like - cock, cock, cocks, cock, COCK, COCKS that gets really loud.

BlackeyedPetitsPois · 16/08/2014 20:42

My 2 yo dd keeps saying what sounds like "oh fuck it". It comes out sort of like "oh fuck ed".

I'm mortified as she says it in context too, such as when she drops something!

No idea where she's got it from....I never swear in front of her!

itstheyearzero · 16/08/2014 20:27

When my DS was about 2 he loved Buzz Light year. He couldn't quite say his catch phrase though. His version was 'On titty and be odd!'

PinkSquash · 16/08/2014 20:27

DS2 loves his arse-nort pyjamas. They have astronauts on them.

He also said cock-chit for chocolate, thankfully he now calls it clotchut.

DadDadDad · 16/08/2014 20:26

OP, are you sure your daughter hasn't been watching IT Crowd:

ProfessorPickles · 16/08/2014 20:23

I've had a rubbish day and this thread is cheering me up big time

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