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MN Topics - change a letter (or two)

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TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 21:09

We've had films and television programmes - now it is time to customise MN into a different beast altogether.

May I start by offering:

Am I being unseasonable? - Bah humbug. Christmas haters sign in here.

General Wealth - A place better-off contributors to post about how brilliant it is to be fecking loaded. Boasting not even remotely stealthy. Share your woes about having to run two homes; how blimming hot it is in the Maldives and how tricky it is to drive a gigantic black shiny car around Bayswater.

Good Lousekeeping - Not everyone hates nits. Share tips on how to make them breed faster and infest as many heads as possible.

Mite Stuff - Similar to Good Lousekeeping, but smaller.

Flounder's Corner - A place to discuss sea-floor issues, including how bloody stupid it looks when both eyes are on one side of your head.

I may have tried this one already. Can't remember. I am old so you'll just have to put with it, I'm afraid.

Confused
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EvilStepMam · 30/07/2014 21:24

Relationshits - Twunts in their natural habitat.

phantomnamechanger · 30/07/2014 21:23

Childgirth - compare your DCs sizes and development

bialystockandbloom · 30/07/2014 21:23

Long parents - for those who are 6'5" and over

Totty training - how to be a WAG

The titter tray - jokes only (preferably only in the style of Frankie Howerd)

Only poking - those with sharp sticks only need enter

Sleb twiddle - discussions about which celebrities most resemble cocktails sticks

In the nude - nobody clothed can join in

phantomnamechanger · 30/07/2014 21:22

Going back to Pork - a support group for lapsed vegetarians

Mercedes519 · 30/07/2014 21:20

site snuff

Those in the known can get their stash from MNHQ

TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 21:19

Bloody brilliant! I love Stale and Batty - I think it may be my spiritual home. Grin

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Mercedes519 · 30/07/2014 21:17

Adult Diction

"What did you say? Speak up love!"

CorporateRockWhore · 30/07/2014 21:15

Baby Games - balance the bean bag on the baby's head, hide the baby, etc. Medals for the winners.

LindyHemming · 30/07/2014 21:15

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TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 21:14

What happens in _Chant, wantacat?

I need more info. But thank you very much for replying. It's been a long day.

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wantacatplease · 30/07/2014 21:13

_Chant