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MN Topics - change a letter (or two)

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TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 21:09

We've had films and television programmes - now it is time to customise MN into a different beast altogether.

May I start by offering:

Am I being unseasonable? - Bah humbug. Christmas haters sign in here.

General Wealth - A place better-off contributors to post about how brilliant it is to be fecking loaded. Boasting not even remotely stealthy. Share your woes about having to run two homes; how blimming hot it is in the Maldives and how tricky it is to drive a gigantic black shiny car around Bayswater.

Good Lousekeeping - Not everyone hates nits. Share tips on how to make them breed faster and infest as many heads as possible.

Mite Stuff - Similar to Good Lousekeeping, but smaller.

Flounder's Corner - A place to discuss sea-floor issues, including how bloody stupid it looks when both eyes are on one side of your head.

I may have tried this one already. Can't remember. I am old so you'll just have to put with it, I'm afraid.

Confused
OP posts:
JennyOnTheBlocks · 30/07/2014 22:00

Cakes and Beaks
(Flour based chat with added feathers)

Lweji · 30/07/2014 21:59

Fellationships

Not sure I really want to explain it, but it involves discussing ad nauseum whether it's ok to give or demand oral sex. And how to do it, when and why.

ABlandAndDeadlyCourtesy · 30/07/2014 21:59

Nanny sharts - a very specific poo troll topic

ABlandAndDeadlyCourtesy · 30/07/2014 21:58

Ethical diving - post here for biodegradable shark cage tips.

CundtBake · 30/07/2014 21:57

Baby Dames for parents with high expectations

JennyOnTheBlocks · 30/07/2014 21:56

Lager Families
(Drunkenness for those who have more than 6 chairs round the table)

ABlandAndDeadlyCourtesy · 30/07/2014 21:56

... Jacks, Gordons and Johns need not apply.

TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 21:56

Lweji - I had forgotten that. Blush Told you I was old.

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ABlandAndDeadlyCourtesy · 30/07/2014 21:55

Baby James - MN playing favourites about names for newborn DSes.

TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 21:55

Larder families - times are hard. Bedsits are so 80s. Share your experiences of living in a small cool room that is stuffed with food.

Sleet - OhYouBadBadKitten shares her inside knowledge on the likelihood of not-quite-snow in your area

Boot giveaways - now that you realise that they're so UnMN, offload your MumBoots here.

OP posts:
JennyOnTheBlocks · 30/07/2014 21:54

The Great Outdone
(Pipped at the post again)

CundtBake · 30/07/2014 21:52

Stew-parenting because it can feel like that after cooking it for the whole bloody day

ABlandAndDeadlyCourtesy · 30/07/2014 21:52

The Great Shoutdoors - noisy neighbours in their gardens AGAIN!

Lweji · 30/07/2014 21:51

Am I being unseasonable?
Is the actual header for Christmas time. Grin

JennyOnTheBlocks · 30/07/2014 21:48
Grin
JennyOnTheBlocks · 30/07/2014 21:48

Festering
(Like aibu but it goes hugely ignored until OP explodes)

TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 21:47

JennyOnTheBlocks - great juxtaposition there between Grand requests and Blagger's Network. Grin

OP posts:
TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 21:46

Alpaca - sorry to hear you've had a crap day. Thanks

A good titter heals many ills.

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wantacatplease · 30/07/2014 21:45

So sorry, my takeaway came earlier...

_Chant, where people come to...chant...

JennyOnTheBlocks · 30/07/2014 21:45

Blagger's Network
(Swapping tips on how to get owt for nowt)

TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 21:45

Gregnancy - for those whose addiction to sausage rolls has led to an enlarged abdomen

Grand requests - Need £1k fast? Chance your arm here for a free handout.

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SecondRow · 30/07/2014 21:43

In the nets
What shall I do with this load of old pollocks?

AlpacaLypse · 30/07/2014 21:43
Grin

It's been a shit day. Cheers Talc!

JennyOnTheBlocks · 30/07/2014 21:43

Bling a Parent
(Savorski up your mum)

JennyOnTheBlocks · 30/07/2014 21:40

The Dog Mouse
(Or science fucked up)

The Litter Train
(Bloody mess on public transport)

The Fish Thank
(How polite)