Please or to access all these features

Mumsnet classics

Relive the funniest, most unforgettable threads. For a daily dose of Mumsnet’s best bits, sign up for Mumsnet's daily newsletter.

See all MNHQ comments on this thread

MN Topics - change a letter (or two)

136 replies

TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 21:09

We've had films and television programmes - now it is time to customise MN into a different beast altogether.

May I start by offering:

Am I being unseasonable? - Bah humbug. Christmas haters sign in here.

General Wealth - A place better-off contributors to post about how brilliant it is to be fecking loaded. Boasting not even remotely stealthy. Share your woes about having to run two homes; how blimming hot it is in the Maldives and how tricky it is to drive a gigantic black shiny car around Bayswater.

Good Lousekeeping - Not everyone hates nits. Share tips on how to make them breed faster and infest as many heads as possible.

Mite Stuff - Similar to Good Lousekeeping, but smaller.

Flounder's Corner - A place to discuss sea-floor issues, including how bloody stupid it looks when both eyes are on one side of your head.

I may have tried this one already. Can't remember. I am old so you'll just have to put with it, I'm afraid.

Confused
OP posts:
Salmotrutta · 30/07/2014 22:50

The Distaff Room - oh what a tangled web we weave...

Salmotrutta · 30/07/2014 22:48

Secondary Medication - for those wishing to disseminate knowledge about drugs to teenagers.

JennyOnTheBlocks · 30/07/2014 22:47

Super Fussy Animals
(Support for pet-owners who end up feeding Fido fillet steak and Fluffy hand-dived oysters)

Salmotrutta · 30/07/2014 22:46

Egadsnet for men stuck in a time warp.

Waxlyrically · 30/07/2014 22:46

Farts and crap pictures - another one for poo trolls
Dadsnot - things your DH refuses to do
The latter troy - a niche historical thread
Adult friction - a chance to vent about difficult situations encountered with other adults

JennyOnTheBlocks · 30/07/2014 22:42

Wash with Mumsnet
(Product testing cutting edge for an internet forums)

SecondRow · 30/07/2014 22:40

Elderly patents
Mumtrepreneuse chant chat about protecting intellectual property rights on inventions they still haven't got past the prototype phase...

TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 22:39

Farther Education - Want your little darlings schooled as far away as possible? Have you considered Vladivostok?

Homework porner - What does Hugo really get up to when he's researching the Tudors online? Share tips and advice on stopping your kiddies looking at rudey nudies.

OP posts:
JennyOnTheBlocks · 30/07/2014 22:38

Bland requests
(Not very interesting or enticing questions from mediocre media types)

TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 22:32

Steep - Live halfway up a fecking mountain? Tips and advice from high altitude dwellers.

Sweep - If you thought that Sooty was overrated and a bit of a diva, share the love for his doggy sidekick here.

Seep - Leaks and dribbles of all kinds are the order of the day. Show us yours.

OP posts:
iK8 · 30/07/2014 22:31

Good mousekeeping the go to topic for looking after and caring for one's mice.

JennyOnTheBlocks · 30/07/2014 22:29

Crassified
( Advertisements without feeling or consideration for popular opinion)

TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 22:23

Forge's Sweethearts - The spouses and partners of career blacksmiths and farriers discuss the trials and tribulations of living with a metal bender.

Leather - if you like wearing it, sitting on it or biting down on it - this is the place for you.

Sheep - Unable to think for yourself? Go with the flow in this topic.

OP posts:
JennyOnTheBlocks · 30/07/2014 22:21

Guests Post
(Peter Andre and Polly Toynbee read their gas bills and pizza offer leaflets via a podcast)

iK8 · 30/07/2014 22:20

Baby Gnomes topic for the Little People extra points for use of borderline racist Orish accent

Carping see Moany Matters above

iK8 · 30/07/2014 22:14

Employment fissures niche topic for nurses.

Shite Stuff spiritual home of the poo troll

Stile and beefy farming topic.

Moany Matters general, all purpose filing for Mumsnet chat.

TalcAndTurnips · 30/07/2014 22:11

The Sack Room - a sanctuary for all male MNers to discuss their scrotal woes. Special Guest Poster: Sexual Health expert Dr Wun Hung Lo.

MN boob swap clubs - fed up with your bangers? Exchange them with another dissatisfied MNer in your locale. Not quite sure how, but think it involves amateur surgery.

Credit Brunch - where to get a free breakfast near you, without having to do The Walk of Shame first.

OP posts:
Wickeddevil · 30/07/2014 22:09

Am I being unfeasable to only get elevent million meals from a chicken?

the tacky room you mean you actually bought that shit?

bonk of the month the Friday night club obviously

phantomnamechanger · 30/07/2014 22:08

Slight Stuff - for all those threads
The Nit Watch - self explanatory !

SecondRow · 30/07/2014 22:06

Exorcise
Woo!

ABlandAndDeadlyCourtesy · 30/07/2014 22:05

Christmaryz - stretches the Roolz but would piss Maryz off enough to be worth it Grin

CundtBake · 30/07/2014 22:04

Sigher Education for those who need to learn when it is appropriate.

ABlandAndDeadlyCourtesy · 30/07/2014 22:03

Sleb Swaddle - which brand of receiving blanket do Katie Price and Kat Middleton favour?

littlewhitebag · 30/07/2014 22:03

Boghouse For all poo related tales

ABlandAndDeadlyCourtesy · 30/07/2014 22:01

Cloggers' Chat - for our Dutch readers.