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Original poster

Will a home made inch loss wrap using haemorrhoid cream and cling film work?

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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 13/07/2014 21:37

Merely pondering at the mo ...

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punygod · 13/07/2014 21:43

This reminds me of the scene in The Full Monty where Mark Addy's character sits in his shed, wrapped in cling film and eating a Mars bar Grin

grumblepuss · 13/07/2014 21:43

ERM... I'm not sure?
Give it a go and report back?

Cutting out crap for a month and doing crunches everyday might have longer lasting results?

Laska42 · 13/07/2014 21:42

how are these inch loss wraps supposed to work? ( are they, using something like haemorroid cream)
on which part of bidy do you use them.... genuine question.. complete ignoramous on these .

capsium · 13/07/2014 21:42

Why the cream? Just use the shrink wrap. You'll sweat off water retention. Hey presto less bloatedness and less mess.

Letsgoforawalk · 13/07/2014 21:42

Go on, try it, if it works patent it and make a fortune.

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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 13/07/2014 21:41

It would be in the privacy of my own home!!!

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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 13/07/2014 21:40

I'm thinking a tube smothered over my tummy ( the problem area ) and then acres of cling film tightly wrapped

Then lie down for an hour and remove!!

Thus stuff shrinks piles doesn't it? I've never suffered from them so don't know for sure but I assume it does the job. So, it'll temporarily shrink my stomach won't it?

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Namechangearoonie123 · 13/07/2014 21:40

Yes if by work you mean:

'Making a twat of yourself'

Grin
MisForMumNotMaid · 13/07/2014 21:38

Just think of the mess!