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Original poster

Will a home made inch loss wrap using haemorrhoid cream and cling film work?

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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 13/07/2014 21:37

Merely pondering at the mo ...

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TortoiseUpATreeAgain · 13/07/2014 23:00

Yes. It will definitely work. But only if you put footage on YouTube.

HexBramble · 13/07/2014 22:55

Blatant place marking.

Where madness lies... Genius and all that...

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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 13/07/2014 22:52

The cat litter thing is inspired!

At first I was thinking of the pellets and going ' well THAT won't work' but then I remembered the clay type formula stuff. It's going on the list

Tomorrow though my morning will pan out like this ,,,

Spin class at 9.30
boots visit
Then Anusol applied liberally all over my stomach and then I shall wrap the fuck out of myself for one hour

I'll measure beforehand and after.

I'm betting I'll have lost one whole inch

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MrsKoala · 13/07/2014 22:52

Well cat litter is just clay i think, so no different to a clay wrap...in theory.

LiberalLibertines · 13/07/2014 22:50

You could go into dragons den smothered in pile cream and cling film Grin

BrunoBrookesDinedAlone · 13/07/2014 22:49

Urgh that youtube video is horrid!

WaitingForMe · 13/07/2014 22:48

I'd live to know what inspired the cat litter wrap!

BrunoBrookesDinedAlone · 13/07/2014 22:46

Grin Grin

OP you will either end up looking like a strangely-shaped raisin or will have hit the patent jackpot.

A top-secret formula with cat litter and pile cream among its active ingredients.

What to call it tho? The ShrinkyBumCat Method? Anu-Litt? Pile Happy Shrink Wrappy?

Namechangearoonie123 · 13/07/2014 22:43

Bet if I rubbed it on dh's cock it would get bigger, not smaller Wink

MrsKoala · 13/07/2014 22:37

I knew someone who made her own body wraps by mixing (unused) cheap cat litter with hot water to make a wet clay, then smothered it on and wrapped herself in cling film for an hour. Apparently the results were fab. I never tried it myself tho so can't be held responsible for any adverse side effects if you try it.

MisForMumNotMaid · 13/07/2014 22:32

You can potentially still patent the cream cling film combination. Its all about the method.

Original poster
TheWorldAccordingToJC · 13/07/2014 22:31

What?!?!

I'm not the first to have this idea?

Bollocks Hmm

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MisForMumNotMaid · 13/07/2014 22:29

its been done, minus the cling film, watch here. Its a bit dull you can slide the bar onto just over five minutes in for results.

RandallFloyd · 13/07/2014 22:22

Best. Idea. Ever.

Faultless logic and, as yet, un-patented.
You will be rich, rich beyond your wildest dreams.
(And skinny, obvs)

BoulevardOfBrokenSleep · 13/07/2014 22:17

As I always say, there's only one way to find out...

TBF, I think the pile cream shrinks blood vessels, which is not the problem you are facing.

Try sit-ups, core exercises and control pants.

Laska42 · 13/07/2014 22:06

get a slendertone?

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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 13/07/2014 22:00

If it works you'll all be eating your words.

I know it won't dissolve fat but I truly believe it'll temporarily tighten it all up

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Trills · 13/07/2014 21:55

Have fun!

LuckySaint · 13/07/2014 21:53

Try it and report back please :o

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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 13/07/2014 21:47

Ah but pile cream shrinks doesn't it?! It shrinks skin! And that's a fact!

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Original poster
TheWorldAccordingToJC · 13/07/2014 21:46

I'm not a scientist Blush

Was merely thinking about it. As a temporary shrinking measure!

I'm going to do it.

I'm going to buy a tube from Boots tomorrow and some strong cling film and give it a go before work.

I'm not overweight per se, I'm size 10 but my stomach is bloody terrible . I'm getting married next month and thought OOHH that'll work!!!

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Miren · 13/07/2014 21:46

was already laughing at the title, then I read your post namechangearoonie Grin

Namechangearoonie123 · 13/07/2014 21:45

Those clay wraps dehydrate.

That's not what pile cream does, not the same science I think.

But you must do and post pictures

We won't laugh

Promise

nilbyname · 13/07/2014 21:44

On what science are you basing this?

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