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Original poster

Will a home made inch loss wrap using haemorrhoid cream and cling film work?

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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 13/07/2014 21:37

Merely pondering at the mo ...

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BoreOfWhabylon · 14/07/2014 10:12
Grin
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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 14/07/2014 10:05

I'm thinking an inch?!

The Anusol was 3 quid exactly and the cling film was already in the drawer so I can take the cost Grin

I'm booking this lipo sculpt thing tomorrow when the salon opens. It's laser type lipo and is pricey but who knows? Maybe Anusol and salt baths will work first

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TheOneWithTheHair · 14/07/2014 10:03

I think bugger all. The only loss will be in her purse!

FourAndDone · 14/07/2014 10:01

Ok let's get bets in I think 1 1/4 inch loss.Smile

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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 14/07/2014 09:56

I have to leave for work at 11.30 so can't spend too long on this utter madness Grin

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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 14/07/2014 09:52

Decided to throw myself into the whole pampering experience.

I'm lying on my bed with an entire tube of Anusol smeared over my stomach and god knows how many metres of cling film wound round me. I've made a nutri blast in the nutri bullet so today is all about HEALTH!

The only thing I'd say is that I'd like to have wound the cling film a bit tighter but it's kind of hard when you're doing this alone!

Anyway, there's no stinging or burning or any sensation at all really. I'm going to leave it on for another twenty mins and then wipe it off and have a bath in Epsom salts. I shall then re measure and report back

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SugarMiceInTheRain · 14/07/2014 08:37

Good luck, if it works I may have to try it too! My stomach is a disaster area! Grin

TheOneWithTheHair · 14/07/2014 08:29

Good luck JC. Grin

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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 14/07/2014 08:22

I've got Epsom salts and regularly use them.

Ok so school drop off and straight to boots as I'm not doing my spin class now. I am too impatient to lose three inches so need to get cracking.

I told my mum. she's struggling to get to grips with it. honestly - old people! it makes sense to me!

I've located the tape measure too

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wellnowthenmardybum · 14/07/2014 08:16

marks place>

MorrisZapp · 14/07/2014 08:15

Ive had an actual posh shrink wrap trtreatment in a fancy salon.

It left my skin lovely and soft but the only thing that shrank was my bank balance.

What about an Epsom salts bath? Lots of people swear by that. It's virtually free.

Romeyroo · 14/07/2014 08:07

Absolutely, if this works, I will give it a go!

ihatethecold · 14/07/2014 06:02

I think boots might need to stock up for the onslaught of mumsnetters!

Tealady1983 · 14/07/2014 05:56

Blatant place marking but also wondering if a good report I produced how any of is will be at boots later in the day Wink

ShutTheFuckUpBarbara · 14/07/2014 05:09

Marking place!

Romeyroo · 13/07/2014 23:14

Hahahaha

MrsGSR · 13/07/2014 23:14

I have noticed a difference after using firming cream and wrapping myself in cling film for a while (although it may have been wishful thinking so I didn't feel so stupid...)

TortoiseUpATreeAgain · 13/07/2014 23:11

OK, still pictures on here and it might still work...

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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 13/07/2014 23:06

Hmmm I'd need to make sure I got the right cat litter! Don't want the cardboard shit or the wood pellets!

I'm actually thinking it might work?

And no to youtube! Blimey!

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LJBanana · 13/07/2014 23:05

This has amused me no end. I cannot wait to hear your results!

PurpleWithaMysteryBun · 13/07/2014 23:05

Place marking!

SwiftRelease · 13/07/2014 23:04

Only on MN Grin

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TheWorldAccordingToJC · 13/07/2014 23:04

This has suddenly occurred to me tonight because I was about to book lipo sculpt! This is 65 quid a pop so I idly wondered if I could do it myself , so to speak

Lipo sculpt is non invasive and looks bloody good! But haemorrhoid cream and industrial strength cling film is lots cheaper
I'm combining this with a juicing plan ( well, using my nutri bullet ) and I'm hoping to be half a stone lighter ASAP

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MrsKoala · 13/07/2014 23:03

If you do the cat litter thing, do please report back and i might do it once i've used you as my guinea pig i've had this baby to sort out a bit of saggy belly skin.

kinkymouse · 13/07/2014 23:03

Genius. Just bloody genius.