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He has eaten a fat ball

311 replies

ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:09

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

OP posts:
PrincessOfChina · 06/03/2014 12:45

I didn't laugh at this at all and have spent a while wondering why and I figured it out...

It's because my DH would absolutely, 100%, definitely eat a fat ball if I left one in the fridge.

Northernlurker · 06/03/2014 12:43

Very pleased to see this is now in Classics! Grin

BuzzardBird · 06/03/2014 12:42

If he is into foods with string on I would hide your tampons OP Hmm he will be in for a shock if he pops one of those in his mouth Grin

BuzzardBird · 06/03/2014 12:40

Birds are very perceptive you know? I can see an Alfred Hitchcock scene coming on when they sense the fatball in his stomach as he is walking down the road...

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 06/03/2014 12:38

I thought this had to be either a dog or a toddler - not a 48 year old!! He really is legendary in his fuckwittery! Though I suspect he is still beaten by the Man Who Lost A BMW!! Only just, though!

As they were on string, did he dangle them in front of himself, and eat them like trying to eat apples on a string (the Halloween game)? Maybe you should put all his food on string from now on?

twofingerstoGideon · 06/03/2014 12:34

Shock Shock Shock Shock Shock

MNHQ
RowanMumsnet · 06/03/2014 12:31

We've moved this to Classics now (hope that's OK ManifestoMT)

ipswichwitch · 06/03/2014 12:11

Just watched a bloody great magpie swoop into our garden and fly off with a whole fat ball in its beak. He tried the same thing yesterday til he caught sight of my cat. I shall henceforth call him Mr Manifesto Grin

DameFanny · 06/03/2014 12:06

Crying laughing! Need to know what he said about the string please!

SumBex · 06/03/2014 09:34
Grin

I love the fact that you didn't need to. Specify it was your DH in the title or op, like he pulls this kind of stuff all the time.

K8Middleton · 06/03/2014 09:32

Has he had his coffee yet? I reckon he has 25 mins post espresso, 40 mins post filter/latte/cappuccino and until he has a cup of tea after instant before the poosplosion.

Anniecarrieson · 06/03/2014 09:25

Brilliant.

Your DH will be the yardstick against which all other fuckwits are measured.

He forgot to put his trousers on and went to Tesco?
Yeah, but at least he didn't eat a fat ball.

OnceUponAThyme · 06/03/2014 09:16

there is no emoticon that will express my mirth!
I need to know what he thought of the string in them Grin

traininthedistance · 06/03/2014 09:14

Fab Termagant Grin

This thread should be in Classics!

Floggingmolly · 06/03/2014 09:13

Why were they in the fridge? A trap for the unwary indeed.

kotinka · 06/03/2014 09:10

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

PumpkinsMummy · 06/03/2014 09:10

shamelessly place marking to enjoy the tale of the result once it has worked thru his digestive system. Your poor DH, I wonder if he knows how much joy he has brought to so many MNers. Maybe you could remind him when he's shitting out his lungs?!

lucysmam · 06/03/2014 09:07

Can always rely on MN to brighten up the boring bus ride to town Grin Grin

AtYourCervix · 06/03/2014 09:07
Shock
Strawdolly · 06/03/2014 09:06

Classic Grin

AryaOfHouseSnark · 06/03/2014 09:05

I noticed this in active convos yesterday and presumed it was about a toddler or a dog. I was Shock when I saw that a grown man ate them.

Greasy ?
Confused about the seeds ?
I have to know about the string.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 06/03/2014 08:57

Fantastic reworking of the William Carlos Williams poem!

bigTillyMint · 06/03/2014 08:56

Did it have nuts and stuff in the fat?

Moodykat · 06/03/2014 08:55

This is literally the best thing I have read in days! Was feeling really shitty this morning and reading about your massive tit has made me feel much better! Thanks!

Cocolepew · 06/03/2014 08:54
Grin