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Original poster

He has eaten a fat ball

311 replies

ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:09

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

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DramaAlpaca · 06/03/2014 16:22

This is the funniest thread I've ever read.

I'm at my desk trying not to work snigger.

Artisan scotch egg Grin Grin Grin

You have brightened up my day. Thank you Smile

Quinteszilla · 06/03/2014 16:16

Artesan scotch egg. Somebody should tell Gails....

FrimpongDench · 06/03/2014 16:16

Do all artisan scotch eggs come with strings? Was he thinking it was part of some early/late Halloween hanging apples game?

Bagtrainlady · 06/03/2014 16:12

I can't stop sniggering on my bus home! Artisan fatballs! With string & twigs - I am making Mutley-like noises as I try not to roar laughing on the bus!

KingCrimson · 06/03/2014 16:11

Just out of interest, did he eat it cold, or microwave it?

KittieCat · 06/03/2014 16:01

I clicked onto this thread assuming said fat ball might've been munched by a curious toddler. Oh, how wrong I was.

bigTillyMint · 06/03/2014 15:39

Artisan Scotch Egg Grin

From Tebay services Grin

But it must have tasted soooooo vile

CinnabarRed · 06/03/2014 15:37

The twig is brilliant!

NymodigFruOla · 06/03/2014 15:37

"If he is into foods with string on I would hide your tampons OP hmm he will be in for a shock if he pops one of those in his mouth". Oh blimey, this gets funnier and funnier Grin

"He said as I bought stuff at tebay services he thought it was of those artisan treats sort of scotch egg things" - now I'm Grin Grin

MyGastIsFlabbered · 06/03/2014 15:36

Grin @ artisan scotch egg!

TheCunkOfPhilomena · 06/03/2014 15:36

You Are Killing Me

one of those artisan treats sort of scotch egg things

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

WandaDoff · 06/03/2014 15:35

PMSL Grin

BertieBotts · 06/03/2014 15:34

There was a twig?! Grin

Priceless!!

Original poster
ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 15:34

Thanks for all the comments. Blushes

My first classic.

Pity it's for a fatball and not utter genius on my behalf but thanks for your gleeful interest in bowel movements and string.

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Original poster
ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 15:30

Quick update

He said as I bought stuff at tebay services he thought it was of those artisan treats sort of scotch egg things.

He didn't eat the string nor the twig anchoring the string through the ball.

I think he was expecting a black pudding centre or something.

He has a loose stool but nothing to malevolent.

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TheCunkOfPhilomena · 06/03/2014 15:28

Manifesto I just saw your DH, he's headed East for Spring here.

comicsansisevil · 06/03/2014 15:26

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shemademedoit · 06/03/2014 15:15

Hahahahahaha. Funniest thing ever.

Quinteszilla · 06/03/2014 14:42

Did he eat the string, or did he think the string was there to floss the seeds out from between his teeth after?

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 06/03/2014 14:38

The husband of a regulation poster, LaQueen, lost a whole car. They were moving house, and had just bought a new car, but hadn't yet sold the older one. When they actually moved, they drove the new car to the new house, leaving the other one to be collected later. In all the chaos of moving, her dh forgot to get it, and some months later, he saw it for sale, on a garage forecourt - his neighbour had reported it abandoned, claimed it, and sold it to the garage.

She is not entirely cross about it because, as she says, it doesn't matter if she goes OTT at the shops, he can't complain because she has never lost a whole car.

It's a MN legend, now.

Iloveonionchutney · 06/03/2014 13:57

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius The man who lost his BMW?!!! Hmm I am intrigued by this one!

This is hilarious OP, if he gets away without repercussions I'd have to wonder how often he does this sort of thing!

MothershipG · 06/03/2014 13:23

May be there should be a new MN term to add to spoonyfuckers? Should we now have fatballfuckers for DHs/DPs with no discernible common sense and a tendency to eat anything?

SuburbanSpaceperson · 06/03/2014 12:48

its not it's - flipping iPad

SuburbanSpaceperson · 06/03/2014 12:48

That's hilarious. I agree with whoever said that it's still working it's way through is system. There will be consequences, I'm sure of it. Grin

DameFanny · 06/03/2014 12:47

I'd be tempted to start filling the house with stringy objects... Sweet shop sugar mice, soap on a rope, decorative chilli garlands... See how far he'll take it...