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He has eaten a fat ball

311 replies

ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:09

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

OP posts:
BoffinMum · 10/03/2014 15:25

It may be on Buzzfeed BUT IS IT ON TWITTER YET?????

ROFLROFLROFLPMSL Grin

WhateverTrevor83 · 10/03/2014 15:24

So funny. What a loony!

Deathwatchbeetle · 10/03/2014 14:50

(Shakes head) Men, like little children, should NOT be left alone for a minute. Truly frightening what they get up to!

BertieBotts · 10/03/2014 14:44

Great summary, though.

BertieBotts · 10/03/2014 14:42

ROFL, they translated "dh" as "dear heart", oh dear Grin

BertieBotts · 10/03/2014 14:30

Where on buzzfeed? Grin

MoominMammasHandbag · 10/03/2014 14:19

DP just informed me that MiL once made "bird cake" to a fatball recipe and left it in the fridge. FIL complained loudly that she was a rubbish baker. Didn't stop him scoffing the lot though.

morerummorefun · 10/03/2014 14:14

This has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read on mn! Tears are streaming down my face.
My dh once swallowed a packet of imodium thinking it would help his toothache!

Forago · 10/03/2014 14:13

This is hilarious - a well-deserved classic.

"Daddy ate it by mistake" - hilarious!

Gileswithachainsaw · 10/03/2014 13:50

ITS ON BUZZFEED :o

DontWannaBeObamasElf · 10/03/2014 13:00

How did I miss this last week?! Saw it on Buzzfeed. How funny!

Aintnobodylovesnanbetter · 10/03/2014 12:29

He's really had his feathers ruffled bless him
You would have thought taking that first bite would be enough to put him off especially when he came across the string
Made me chuckle though thanks op

BoffinMum · 10/03/2014 12:12

My DH reckons he might have confused them with Aldi frikadellen. He says it is an easy mistake to make when a man is clearly being deprived of man-friendly snack foods.

JustBreath · 10/03/2014 12:08

Still lmfao!

Gileswithachainsaw · 10/03/2014 11:12

Twigs, seeds, string.

How the duck did that not alert him to the fact it's not for human consumption.

:o bloody brilliant thread

exhaustedmummymoo · 10/03/2014 10:59

mannifest how is your DH this am? Sorry but had to have a giggle as its the sort of thing mine would do too! Btw how many did he eat before the yuk factor set in? Sorry can't stop laughing!!

JustBreath · 10/03/2014 10:41

HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm in hysterics!

YarnyStasher · 09/03/2014 22:08

Cherrybath !!!! Grin

IamInvisible · 09/03/2014 21:53

This is brilliant but it is just the sort of thing DH would do!

ZingSweetMango · 09/03/2014 21:30

makes me think you married Joey Tribbiani.Wink

sandy1969 · 09/03/2014 08:06

Only just occurred to me he must have been chomping through the lard and seeds trying to come across the egg.

sandy1969 · 09/03/2014 00:02

If it had looked like an Artisan Creme Egg we might have understood. Even with the twigs and string.

Having been married for some years I can perfectly well believe a man could get to the end of a fat ball before complaining. It's in the realms of normal male behaviour. But still absolutely hilarious thank you.

spiderlight · 08/03/2014 23:30

OP, Is this your husband?

Doubletroublemummy2 · 08/03/2014 22:37

That's the kind of thing that mine would do too! I often wonder how he actually survived this long without one to one support?!