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He has eaten a fat ball

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:09

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

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boofted · 13/03/2014 16:33

I have not laughed as much as this for a long long time. Brilliant. DH laughed a lot too. Probably because he would do something like this.

frumpity33higswash · 13/03/2014 13:20

sounds rude and indijestible

ZingSweetMango · 13/03/2014 12:16

Sarah

do it! record it! put it on YouTube!

maffive · 13/03/2014 11:20

DH has just asked me why I'm roaring with laughter. His response to the eating of fatballs was "Probably quite healthy - better than most of the processed crap you get in the shops".

Guess what he's having for dinner tomorrow...

SarahAndFuck · 13/03/2014 10:38

Zing it would be worth it. I could probably get away with claiming the mealworm mix for the blackbirds is actually a bombay mix, see what he makes of that.

It would be like "I'm A Celebrity.." in our fridge, only less orange and without Ant and Dec.

Artemisia48 · 13/03/2014 09:07

Is your H aware that he is now a Mumsnet Icon?...

ZingSweetMango · 13/03/2014 07:24

Sarah

I can see you going round the petshop, buying various snacks and laying it out as a treat selection for your DH!

Hogwash · 13/03/2014 00:46

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HereIsMee · 13/03/2014 00:07

I am lying in bed crying with laughter. Surely the twig should have alerted him that something was wrong. How could he have forgotten the children making them.

SarahAndFuck · 12/03/2014 23:55

My DH once complained to me that "the pick and mix you bought tastes awful, don't get it again."

Me: What pick and mix?
DH: The one you left in the kitchen, the chocolates with the pattern on them.
Me: You mean the chocolates with the paw prints on them? They're dog chocolates.

He was with me in the pet shop when I bought them.

I'm going to put a fat ball in the fridge just to see what will happen

Ilovemydogandmydoglovesme · 12/03/2014 23:17

Wow, is this still a thing?

NewLisaLife · 12/03/2014 22:29

Haha sat giggling at this. I just asked Dh 'would you eat a fat ball?'
He looked at me gone out, I told
Him about this thread and he shook his head! Lol

ZingSweetMango · 12/03/2014 21:43

I kind of want to know what happened the other end.

I hope his bowels didn't get blocked up.

Lanabelle · 12/03/2014 21:36

well... did it work out ok then? He's still alive I take it? oh lordy, I would have asked sooner but I get so far down and between the baby sleeping on my bladder and the hilarious running commentary above it has taken me till now to get this far :O

FlockOfTwats · 12/03/2014 20:59

This has made my week.

What on earth did he think when he got down to the twig???

ColinFirthsGirth · 12/03/2014 20:34

sorry squint abit not skint!

ColinFirthsGirth · 12/03/2014 20:32

Well I suppose it could look like a huge falafel if you skint abit!

flamingtoaster · 12/03/2014 20:28

This thread has made my evening. Thank you. I am surprised he could eat it - it must have been hard to swallow.

RomulanBattleBagel · 12/03/2014 20:18

I am only about halfway through reading this thread, and I was laughing... 'Artisan' has now tipped me over the edge

:o :o :o

ZingSweetMango · 12/03/2014 19:52

a friend of mine was very selfish and she made a point of never sharing things like shampoo and shower gel with her room mates. (cheap stuff, mind you)

so they pranked her by making a mix of washing up liquid and washing powder, lemon juice and a bunch of crap etc poured into her shampoo bottle.
she used it and started going on about how the manufacturers must have changed the recipe as it is the best shampoo she ever had!

they only told her what happened a few months later.

LindyHemming · 12/03/2014 19:19

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D0oinMeCleanin · 12/03/2014 19:01

When my mum and dad first got married they were skint. My mum was delighted to find a market stall selling really cheap mince and bought loads of it. She went home and made mince stew with it and left it in the oven for my dad before going to work. It was the nicest mince stew he'd ever tasted, he told her.

The next week she took him to the market, to show him where she bought the mince. It was still there, right below the sign that read "Minced Meat Scraps - Pet Food"

ZingSweetMango · 12/03/2014 18:52

PigletJohn · 12/03/2014 18:48

he's right.

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