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Original poster

He has eaten a fat ball

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:09

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

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HellomynameisIcklePickle · 06/03/2014 00:17

I thought you were going to say the dog! That is revolting Grin

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:16

He is 48 years old ffs.

Stuff like this isn't in marriage guidance leaflets

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:15

I was thinking stomach pump.

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kotinka · 06/03/2014 00:15

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Tortoiseonthehalfshell · 06/03/2014 00:14

You don't know what to do? Why do you have to do anything except maybe steer clear of the bathroom ?

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:14

Watching brief I think.

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Tortoiseonthehalfshell · 06/03/2014 00:13

"A bit greasy".

ICK.

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:13

Because there was football on the telly I nipped to a mates few accidental Vinos and home.

He thought I had left them for snacks.

I don't know what to do.

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kotinka · 06/03/2014 00:11

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:11

How ill will he be.

Raw lard and seeds fondled by many children and kept in a fridge for a week.

He'll be fine. ( crosses fingers)

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BrokenToeOuch · 06/03/2014 00:10
Grin Hahaha, hilarious! What a greedy bastard pillock!