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Original poster

He has eaten a fat ball

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:09

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

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ballsballsballs · 06/03/2014 00:56

PMSL at 'a bit greasy'. Grin

silverten · 06/03/2014 00:55

Hahaha!

Straight to Classics I think....

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:51

Well a small victory small child has appeared in the main bed so old peckerhead is in sparebed. The only downside is that I have to sleep on his side of the bed.
Which doesn't smell right.

No anal leakage so far.

He is snoring. Must be effects of whiskey drunk whilst watching the match.

Let's hope the alcohol has killed any bacteria.

Lard is rendered pig fat isn't it. So it must have had some heat processing. I think I am clutching at straws

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MrsCakesPremonition · 06/03/2014 00:45
Grin
ADishBestEatenCold · 06/03/2014 00:41

Brilliant!!!

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:36

K8middleton

A Great tit if there ever was one.

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kotinka · 06/03/2014 00:36

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fortifiedwithtea · 06/03/2014 00:33

Haha Grin let us know if he starts nest building

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:32

K8middleton

A Great tit if there ever was one.

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:30

Oh I think he needs double bagging tonight. Undies and pjs.

I still can't comprehend how he managed it.

The sunflower seeds confused him.

Ffs

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K8Middleton · 06/03/2014 00:30

So... will you be making them again? Perhaps post the recipe as they are so delicious? Wink

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:28

Right spare bed it is.

I can hear him coughing upstairs.

I still can't get over the stupidity of it.
Fatballs for gods sake.

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K8Middleton · 06/03/2014 00:28

Undies? He'll need to tuck his long johns into his socks...

K8Middleton · 06/03/2014 00:27

He is a great tit

[bird joke]

kotinka · 06/03/2014 00:26

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:26

Mrs cakes they had string through the middle of them to gang them up.

What fucking recipe starts with string as an ingredient.

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MrsCakesPremonition · 06/03/2014 00:26

I'd leave him a bucket, put an unfolded bin bag under the sheet and retire to the tranquility of the spare room.

K8Middleton · 06/03/2014 00:24

Spare bed if he's already asleep in yours. That's gonna be some Dutch oven tonight!

CommunistLegoBloc · 06/03/2014 00:24

This, and subsequent updates, are some of the funniest things I have ever read.

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:23

My next quandary is I want to go to bed now. Do I sleep in matrimonial bed and risk it or spare bed and leave him to whatever occurs?

I have meetings in the morning in a professional office with professional people who don't have fuckwits as dh's

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BrokenToeOuch · 06/03/2014 00:22

He thought I had left them for snacks.

Stop it, DP is sleeping and rolled over to shhhhhh me!
I don't think he'll be ill at all, but may have a few emergency shits tomorrow Grin

PatFenis · 06/03/2014 00:21

Tell him it was falafel and let him sleep happy Grin

MrsCakesPremonition · 06/03/2014 00:21

How many bites in a fat ball? How many times did he think "hmm greasy yet crunchy, let me have another bite"?

K8Middleton · 06/03/2014 00:20

Hahahahahahahahaha Grin

"a bit greasy"

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:18

When you think about it my cooking must be shite

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