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What on earth is inside my pear?

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HairyPotter · 04/02/2014 07:59

Bleugh! Envy

I was eating in the the dark and didn't notice until it was too late.

What on earth is inside my pear?
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WowserBowser · 04/02/2014 09:25

But you must Hairy !!

santasballsackisnolonger · 04/02/2014 09:25

You have to now we need completion!

WowserBowser · 04/02/2014 09:25

Holy fuck! Have you cut it in half in the picture? How did you find out there was something wrong? Why am i even asking?

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HairyPotter · 04/02/2014 09:24

I feel so much worse now!

Moth, creeoy crawlies, alien baby or spider sac? I don't think I have the stomach to fish it out the bin and investigate further.

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lubeybooby · 04/02/2014 09:18

oh gawd. it looks like a sac of baby spiders. Off to get the brain bleach.

SourSweets · 04/02/2014 09:14

It looks like one of those 90s "alien babies".

HP nearly ate an alien baby, errr...

SparklyPandora · 04/02/2014 09:11

That is beyond gross! Poor you, OP.

I would definitely have dissected too.......can you still see it get it out??

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HairyPotter · 04/02/2014 09:04

I didn't waste any time checking for anything even more disgusting. It's in the outside bin. I suppose I probably should have poked it to see what's in the black bit, but I was too horrified I came so close to eating it.

I've sent email asking for no pears and attached a photo. Bless them, it's not like they could have known. It was disguised a real pear.

70 arf @ Core. Can you imagine the judgy faces of the guinea pigs if I had fed it to them.

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yolothankgod · 04/02/2014 08:58

I think its safe to say I will never eat pears again Envy < Boak

Dillydollydaydream · 04/02/2014 08:57

Did it have a little wormy hole in maybe that let air/little creepy crawlies in?
That really is gross Envy

RigglinJigglin · 04/02/2014 08:56

No idea, but < boak >

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 04/02/2014 08:55

Core (geddit CORE ) Blimey

I would've dissected it to see if it was a creature (not sure what kind though. Maybe some exotic moth all curled up )

Envy
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HairyPotter · 04/02/2014 08:47

I know it's rank isn't it?

It came with my fruit and veg box and they are usually pretty good. I'm going to email them asking for no pears this week or ever though. Grin

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Dillydollydaydream · 04/02/2014 08:06

Eww. That would put me off pears for life Shock