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What on earth is inside my pear?

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HairyPotter · 04/02/2014 07:59

Bleugh! Envy

I was eating in the the dark and didn't notice until it was too late.

What on earth is inside my pear?
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HairyPotter · 04/02/2014 09:43

I believe Sunday she speaks the truth. The rest of you are scaring the bejesus out of me.

Would anyone like to pop round and examine it properly? I might fish it out and gently poke the lump but there will be no cutting, do you hear me? No cutting. because it will spring to life and kill me, and probably the Guinea Pigs as well

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Mordirig · 04/02/2014 09:41

It looks like there is webbing attached to the bottom of the pear.

MistyB · 04/02/2014 09:41

Will you let your DH / DC's dissect it for us later so we can all find out what was in it?

WowserBowser · 04/02/2014 09:39

Yes, Sunday's does sound a bit far fetched

FairPhyllis · 04/02/2014 09:39

I hear that alien spider babies usually crawl out of your nose and ears when it's time for them to hatch.

santasballsackisnolonger · 04/02/2014 09:38

Sundays suggestion is hardly likely when compared to huge moths, hairy spider nests and baby mice though is it?

LadyintheRadiator · 04/02/2014 09:38

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 04/02/2014 09:37

OK Hairy - you know you need to retrieve it and investigate.

Don't even consider giving it to the guinea-pigs though. They are guinea-pigs but not Guinea-Laboratory-Test-Creature-Pigs (so mine tell me)

And they might morph into weirdy spider/alien/guinea hybrids.
Try catching them then Wink

ShatnersBassoon · 04/02/2014 09:37

I think it's an ancient, cursed toad. You'll just get plagues and swarms and that bothering you for, ooh, probably 40 days and 40 nights. Some people have real problems, you know...

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HairyPotter · 04/02/2014 09:37

Baby pear mice Sad Grin

I ended up having toast instead. You know where you are with toast. Nothing can jump out at you.

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WowserBowser · 04/02/2014 09:37

I remember years ago someone telling me about drinking one of those bottles of milkshake and a big mound of mould went in to his mouth.

I shall remember this too.

Unless Sunday's sensible suggestion is correct.

santasballsackisnolonger · 04/02/2014 09:35

Im in costa trying to sit sedately with a cappuccino but I keep guffawing. I think they think im slightly special!

santasballsackisnolonger · 04/02/2014 09:34

Squeezed gently? What would you have done if it had spurted? Never ever squeeze anything! Baby pear mice do NOT like being squeezed!

WowserBowser · 04/02/2014 09:33

That was reference to the blu tac idea.

I was going to make some crumpets but now i think I'm off food forever

SundaySimmons · 04/02/2014 09:33

Just to allay your fears. If it was over ripe and past it's peak then it will start to turn brown and soften from the core outward.

The flesh inside is breaking down.

LadyintheRadiator · 04/02/2014 09:33

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WowserBowser · 04/02/2014 09:31

Would they not just then climb out of her arse hole? Sorry for discussing your arse hole op x

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HairyPotter · 04/02/2014 09:31

I so wish I hadn't posted now. Sad You are all meanies.

I started eating from the top, after a couple of bites I noticed something dark in the middle. Squeezed gently and it split in two so I could see the full horror.

I am far too scared to get it out the bin and cut the lump. Holy shit, what if it is spider babies? I will never eat fruit again.

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rumbelina · 04/02/2014 09:31

Holy crap!

I once cut into a pepper and found similar furry stuff along with an ENORMOUS FURRY FLY.

I didn't stop to take a picture though, the bin bag was tied up, in the outside bin, out on the street within about 15 seconds as I tried to not to puke. I am still not over it.

santasballsackisnolonger · 04/02/2014 09:31

Its probably rubbing its little eyes with its tiny paws and crying for its momma with the big teeth... poor poor baby pear mouse :(

santasballsackisnolonger · 04/02/2014 09:29

Tis true phyllis! They usually crawl out ypur bellybutton ive heard. Try blocking it up with play dough?

WowserBowser · 04/02/2014 09:28

Poor baby pear mouse! All alone in the bin Sad

FairPhyllis · 04/02/2014 09:28

It's too late OP. You bit into it. You're going to be giving birth to alien parasite babies later on.

santasballsackisnolonger · 04/02/2014 09:28

You could change your name to hairypear now .

santasballsackisnolonger · 04/02/2014 09:27

How did you notice it wasnt right? Please tell me you didnt bite into the baby pear mouse while it was sleeping!