...and say "there there"
In meeting today and part of it was a discussion about personal illnesses or conditions each of us has/had. I mentioned that most of my family - female side has an underactive thyroid and that I have yearly blood tests as mine is slowly getting there. I said "Thyroid" about ten times
Only I didn't...
I said "prostate" and wondered why the rest of them were looking at me like this 
. I clocked what I'd said and said "No, not my prostate, my thryoid. I am actually a women, at least my husband thinks so" ending on a horrible, whinnying haw haw laugh that I haven't heard before.
Ended up doing a comedy wipe of my face, and knocked my glasses off, where they landed on the middle of the floor. I said "shite" when this happened and not quietly either.
Dear God...not one of them cracked a smile or reacted- just looked at me for a split second and then started talking about something else
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE..I am squirming in my seat just thinking about it