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NO MORE COLD MUMSNETTERS!

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KungFuBustle · 14/11/2013 10:30

Right, don't really know how to start this but I'm raging. I see over and over on here people struggling with heating, sitting cold after kids have gone to bed, waking up in cold houses and it makes me want to stamp my feet and scream. Apologies if I'm not articulate or organised. I just want to do something.

No judging, please share anything you feel may help, no matter how small. Also feel free to have a whinge. DS is at school and I'm cold now, and I'm fucking miserable. I don't mean to patronise, some of this may seem so obvious to some, but if one person is a wee bit warmer I'm a happy bunny.

Here goes.

U Switch We might as well be getting the cheapest deal.

Warm Home Discount You may be surprised by who can apply for this. A lot of providers have their own criteria and it's broader than you think.

Which Guide to Free Insulation Self explanatory but also has some information about DIY.

Draught Excluders - I have these on every door now. If you're turning down radiators or trying to save by only heating one room they are brilliant. You don't have to buy them. I cut up old trousers up the crotch. Stuffed with old sheets and sewed up. You can use newspaper at a pinch.

Curtains - Thick lined curtains on windows are great. They are also expensive. If you can forgo colour scheme charity shops have AMAZING deals. They might not fit in with the room but lord they keep the heat in. I've also fixed them over front and back doors. Our kitchen has no heat source but since covering the back door I can no longer see my own breath when I walk in.

Tinfoil - Wrap in round cardboard and whack it behind your radiators. You can buy special stuff for this, but if like me what wasn't an option this is better than nothing. We noticed a real difference. I did downstairs, doing upstairs today.

Builders Plastic - Not cheap but cheaper than double glazing. Tape it over windows and it can keep the heat in and the cold out. I haven't been able to do this but another MNer mentioned it and it seemed a very clever idea on a budget.

Cashmere - I wanted to laugh when someone said this, like I can afford cashmere. Keep an eye out in the right charity shops and you will. I've not been so lucky yet but I know other MNrs have. Real wool jumpers and throws are a great find too. Doesn't matter if it's not our colour (Don't tell the S&B board!) warm's warm.

Candles Heater Instructions in the link. Building mine today. Candles in a room can also give an impression of warmth. I pay £1 for 100 tea lights at ikea.

Slow Cookers - I made porridge in my slow cooker last night. Soon as we got up I had a bowl of porridge in DS's hands and some hot squash. He also gets a hot squash as soon as he comes in from school. Cheap and warming.

Hats - I'm not much of a knitter. But if you want a hat making PM me. They're usually wonky, not stylish, but if you're cold and want one for wearing around the house I'll make you one. I can also make little ones for children.

Crikey, this was longer than I expected. Please share any warm tips you may have. I'm sorry so many of us are cold, and I'm sorry I can't just pay all of our heating bills and we all have warm Winters.

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commonsenseplease · 21/11/2013 22:37

Oh, I knew there was something I wanted to ask - I'm a layers gal, but vests and leggings rather than an all-in-one types of undies/onesies (even though I used to wear bodysuits in the 80's and found them great at keeping my back warm - I tuck all the tops in the bottoms these days).

How the hell don't you freeze your nuts off stripping out of these things to go to the loo?! Great if you're a bloke, not so easy for females.

commonsenseplease · 21/11/2013 22:33

Next door fell asleep with a home-made candle heater burning. I was letting the dog out and saw the flames. I rang them (mobile in pocket, quicker than getting round wall), woke them and they managed to put it out.

Please be careful with these things.

TigerFeet · 17/11/2013 12:45

If anyone's in the east Midlands please do pm me, I have the number of a company that will assess your house for energy saving measures which they may well be able to carry out for free even if you aren't in receipt of any benefits. We had cavity wall insulation installed and it hasn't cost us a penny, our loft insulation was already the required thickness otherwise we could havehad that done too.

We moved into a cold draughty house in February this year during a cold snap. Dh is especially sensitive to cold and draughts and went on a crusade to sort it all out. Some of the measures were £££ but some were incredibly cheap.

We replaced all the knackered windows with thermally efficient ones.
Blocked all draughts around doors with draught excluder tape around the frame and draught excluders at the bottom.
Blocked the chimney in the open fireplace.
Cavity wall insulation as above.
Making sure that the loft hatches are insulated as well as the loft itself, and again with the draught excluder tape around the hatch.
All curtains closed at sunset and tucked behind radiators.
Foil behind all radiators.
New fire in the front room as the old one was crap, meaning that we can now heat just one room rather than the whole house.
Thick curtains, lined with thermal lining, across all doors and windows. Floor length where possible. For the bay window in the front room I am making some curtains that have slits in them so that the middle bits can be tucked behind the radiator but the sides will still be long enough to reach the floor.
Not done yet but a work in progress... rods down the sides of the curtains in the front room which will clip into catches on the wall, stopping draughts coming round the sides of the curtains.

I appreciate that a lot if the above is expensive, we were fortunate enough to have enough equity in our old house to pay for it all after we'd bought this one. Dh is very resistant to wearing thermals and layers due to skin sensitivity issues, so we've draught proofed and insulated the house as much as possible.

AFingerofFudge · 17/11/2013 12:18

Sorry if this has already been posted, read most but not all! Someone mentioned those wheatbags you stick in the microwave that will keep you warm (I use one instead of a hot water bottle and accompanying me on the sofa in the evening). Well if you have a Home Bargains near you, they are only £1.79 which I think is fantastic!

ControlGeek · 17/11/2013 12:11

Just wanted to say that you lovely people have inspired me to give what I can to help others stay warm: my offer

I wanted to post this here, in case anyone on this thread would like one.

ControlGeek · 17/11/2013 11:54

I've got one of those candle heaters going now instead of having the heating on - it's only really beneficial close-to, but it's keeping my hands toasty while I type Grin I've had to reduce it to one flower pot though - I tried with two stacked yesterday, and the outer one barely got warm.

This thread is officially amazing.

GiraffesAndButterflies · 17/11/2013 11:28

This isn't exactly a heating tip, but I'm guessing lots on this thread have cold and possibly damp houses. I found a useful leaflet from the Scottish govt on how to deal with this and prevent mould.

www.scotland.gov.uk/Publications/2005/05/10103020/30217

KungFuBustle · 17/11/2013 11:14

Shhhh Spencer. There's obviously been a huge oversight, but due to a lack of wit and hilarious events I'll never make it again. Unless I go dry my minge with a hairdryer in a members only gym.

Yey MrsDeVere! Smile

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MrsDeVere · 17/11/2013 11:11

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SpencerPercival · 17/11/2013 11:00

This is the oddest addition to classics ever.

KungFuBustle · 17/11/2013 10:59

I got a nice hat yesterday, dark blue knitted, lined with fleece and with ear flaps. £1 from the pound shop!

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Cantthinkofagoodname · 15/11/2013 09:46

Make your own (almost) free heated neck warmer with stuff around the house.
You need a pair of old clean tights (i used a pair of DD's which are outgrown as kids' sizes are ideal) and some rice (I used 40p value stuff)
Tie the waist of the tights closed, then pour the rice into the legs, about a quarter full. Make two or three knots in each leg to hold the rice evenly through the length of each leg.
Nuke in microwave for 2 or 3 mins and wrap around your neck. Keeps you warm for ages!

ZingWantsGin · 15/11/2013 07:42

possibly been said, but put 2 fleece bkankets on top of your bedsheet and sleep in between them, with a duvet on the very top.

it's warm when you lie down and gets toasty. I'm never cold, in fact sometimes I kick off the duvet as I get too hot.

starsandunicorns · 15/11/2013 07:17

Our curtains have been pulled since summer first beacause of sunshine and now beacause of weather as dp does nights by the time hes up and im home its dark we like mushrooms Grin

cocolepew · 14/11/2013 22:08

Oh and pull your curtains as soon as possible.

cocolepew · 14/11/2013 22:07

Check outshops like B & M Bargains, Poundstrecher, Home Bargains etc for cheaper curtains and things like draught excluders and curtains. I noticed B&M had thermal blackout curtains for £14 at the weekend. Lighting candles give the sensation of warmth, definitely wear a scarf.
B&M and Sports Direct has thermal long johns and long sleeved tops. The ones in Sports Direct are reduced from the original price and are BOGOF. DH got some for under his mitorbike gear and really rated them.

Primark have the clicky hand warmers for a pound.

Extra large fleeces in Primark for £15. Soft fleeces for £5 also Primark.

Faux fur throws, Poundstrecher has them for a tenner. I put the furry side against me.

Wear a thick dressing gown over your clothes.

I have put duct tape around draughty windows.

Curtains over the doors make a big difference. I have extra long denim ones from Ikea, £14. They pool on the floor so are like a draught excluder too.

PigletJohn · 14/11/2013 21:59

the flower-pot joke cropped up before, it is a load of

SolidGold · 14/11/2013 21:56

Thanks for the tips, I'll see if I've got some old tights.

SkullyAndBones · 14/11/2013 21:28

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misdee · 14/11/2013 21:12

I remember waking up to frost inside the windows when growing up. And hopping across the kitchen floor, to switch the kettle on, and then running back upstairs to get dressed in time for the kettle boiling.

Went through the airing cupboard earlier and dragged every blanket out. They are now on sofas, in bedrooms etc, so big kids can snuggle in as needed.

Am buying new slippers for everyone this year. Except small boy who won't wear them.

I need more leggings and tights, and long sleeved tops for layering up. But am plus sized so places like primark don't fit me :(

scripsi · 14/11/2013 20:53

This is probably only for emergency measures (and we did this one year when snowed in with no gas or electric) and that is to get the weird foil blankets (that you see runners using after a marathon) and put them under the flat sheet, so you are lying on top of it. It essentially reflects all your heat back up.

Queenofknickers · 14/11/2013 20:52

It's £1.98

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Queenofknickers · 14/11/2013 20:51

Amazon have a hand/lapwarmer that you plug in the computer (while you are on mn!) and the power you are using anyway heats it up!

starsandunicorns · 14/11/2013 20:51

teenagertratruns i have pm you :)

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