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the kids have named the baby budgie....

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gussiegrips · 15/10/2013 20:38

For reasons which have passed me by, we seem to be having to hand rear a baby budgie.

It is very small and wasn't responding well yesterday. It appears to have grey feathers, like it's dad.

I warned the kids that it was likely to die, and they were not, under any circumstances to give it a name not after the rabbit debacle.

Naturally, I overheard "well, he's grey. We should name him after something to do with grey".

uh oh

"Graeme"

Graeme the budgie. So named, because he's grey. Hope the fecker lives now. Cheered me up no end.

Graeme.

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gussiegrips · 07/11/2013 21:05

Cinnamon, that's really kind of you.

Emergency cover sorted with the local city farm who do pet boarding. And, with any luck, WheezyBreeks will behave himself. He's more trouble than the fecking birds.

And, they are a LOT of trouble.

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PacificDogwood · 07/11/2013 21:02

Oh, gussie, dontcha hate this time of year with asthmatic offspring - huge sympathies. I hope you and him avoid admission this time.

I would offer to adopt foster Graeme if you deliver him to me - it took me decking 2 hours into E'burgh today and almost as long back home (30mi). Note to self: take the train, you stupid woman!!

Or you could post him to Cinnamon in a cardboard box with holes in...? Wink

CinnamonPorridge · 07/11/2013 19:59

Oh, just seen you're in Edinburgh, well I'm in London. Shame.

CinnamonPorridge · 07/11/2013 19:57

Gussie, if I'm anywhere near you, I'll take him under my wing Wink
as I'm a sahm at the moment. I won't chill him in the fridge, promise.

gussiegrips · 07/11/2013 13:32

Delighted to hear it, Dance. Really, delighted - it's not a big commitment to exercise, but, it can be totally lifechanging.

Things here are ok. Quail back outside, bum where it should be. Hurrah.

Graeme's making more noises (other than the annoying squawk) and his feathers have come on a treat. He's putting weight on the sore leg and starting to flap his wee wings.

He's totally tame, really, remarkable. I can see the appeal of a bonded bird now.

However, I have a potential problem...middleyGrip is asthmatic. The kind that makes consultants weep. That's why the birds went outside in the first place. So, Graeme was expected to die only going to be indoors on a short-term basis.

He's not weaning, which is fair enough given the runt-issue, and the sore leg thingie and the fact that he doesn't have other birds to learn from.

But, MiddleyGrip's been poorly last night - and, usually, that means an admission's not far off.

I hadn't thought about what would happen to Graeme if Middley's on the ward. Stupid bird needs feeding 3 or 4 times a day and likes to have his cheek tickled for an hour at a time who's going to want to do that?

Clearly, MNHQ should step in and adopt Graeme as a MN mascot.

It's the decent thing to do.

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LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 06/11/2013 15:13

Sucks up to gussie.....

I'm doing mine like the clappers since my hysterectomy. 3 lots twice a day - the ones you recommend. I'm proud to say I'm now 'watertight' for the first time in 20 years.

So Thanks

gussiegrips · 06/11/2013 10:01

Graeme the stupid budgie will be sexually mature about Hogmanay (developmental delay aside)

I have decided to enter him into a stud programme. You can all have a Spawn Of Graeme to bring joy into your lives.

Well, joy and green, splodgy poos in unexpected places. And, a vague headache from his demanding screeches.

Quail's bum in situ. She can go back out tomorrow.

And, yes, Happy - I may well use this thread to motivate the whole of MN to #doyerblardyexercises. Wish I'd taken a photo of the quail prolapse. That'd be fairly encouraging .

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Selks · 06/11/2013 01:51

Awesome thread! This has totally cheered me up. Go Graeme Smile

moreyear · 06/11/2013 01:04

Oh Graeme best wishes from the other side of the world.

halestone · 06/11/2013 00:53

Best Thread i've ever come across on MN.

Go Graeme!

ErrolTheDragon · 06/11/2013 00:09

DISTILLED? That's only for gin Grin
Do they really need distilled water? How the hell have they apparently escaped extinction for millions of years if they're that fussy?

We did have a lovely woodlouse family for a while, after DD found a 'pregnant' one.

gussiegrips · 06/11/2013 00:06

Of course, the whole food chain thing kicks in with the quails. They love a chew on a wee snail, they do.

Besides. No. More. Pets.

Stop it, you temptress.

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ErrolTheDragon · 06/11/2013 00:04

That's the other good thing about garden snails, you don't even need to dash to the pet shop if one expires.

gussiegrips · 06/11/2013 00:01

Seamonkeys. Those are a disappointment too.

And, triops, which need distilled water? DISTILLED? That's only for gin, surely you don't put triops into gin?

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ZingWantsCake · 05/11/2013 23:57

errol

we had those giant snails! well they were quite small. we waited for them to grow.

they all died instead. fucking useless.

ErrolTheDragon · 05/11/2013 23:55

Is that just cause?
no, but if Graeme mysteriously disappears and the snake doesn't seem to want his thawed mouse, that would be. The downside is that you'd definitely get custody of all your livestock.

The easiest pets are snails. Not those ruddy great African jobbies, just some nice regular garden snails, make them a habitat, feed on leaves, a bit of carrot etc, no problem with holidays you just release and restock.

gussiegrips · 05/11/2013 23:39

He gave me a glass of wine. So, I'll hang onto him for a wee while, but, as he hasn't said that he loves Graeme with all his heart and forgives the odd poop on the settee and the annoying squawking - well, his card is marked.

That could be an interesting divorce application - "he abandoned my budgie" Is that just cause?

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gussiegrips · 05/11/2013 23:35

I'm totally serious - reptiles are the way to go for kids' pets.

They like being played with for the average kid's attention span in exchange for some warmth. They don't care if no one plays with them for the rest of their life, as long as they have heat and food. Cornsnakes don't bite. I don't think geckos etc even have teeth. Hamster bites hurt. Rabbits, we have established, can be a Lot Of Bother.

The best pet we have (and, we've investigated this quite sicientifically) is the snake. Every month it does something interesting, like sheds it's skin. And, it eats once a week. And, it's bum stays put. And, it has no toes to break. It's totally silent, no fur, needs cleaning out once every 6 weeks if you pick out the poo (ok, that's bogging) and, it has cool factor "oh, you've got a puppy? Well, i've got a snake, sucker" . ANd, as long as you give it a heat pad and a defrosted mouse once a week, it's totally happy. And, you can build it hidey holes out of lego and loo rolls. And, your pals think you are totally cool. And, when they come round they help make mazes for the snake to explore which keeps the playdate quiet for hours.

Cornsnakes get abandoned all the time, so you can pick them up from the RSPCA for cheap as chips - and, they'll even give you one that's easy to handle and feeds/poos/sheds without any bother. --plus, that means you can get one that's already fairly elderly. Life expectancy is up to 20 years for a cornsnake. Get an old one)

Costs the heat pad to run (cheaper than a bearded dragon/tortoise who need basking lamps at mega-wattage) and a mouse costs about 90p, one a week.

However, keep it away from your baby budgie.

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ZingWantsCake · 05/11/2013 23:34

you too! mwah sis!Wink

PacificDogwood · 05/11/2013 23:29

Oh, kids in the garden, small furry inside with me - inspired!!
Particularly if I could house DH in the garden too... Hm.

Night, night.

ZingWantsCake · 05/11/2013 23:28

huh?

I meant you know* that....

truly, it's bedtime.

ZingWantsCake · 05/11/2013 23:25

you need that is a bit ambiguous - I read as your kids would need to be outside.

good call?!

glue a piece of fleece on a rock and call it Stevie. best pet ever!Grin

PacificDogwood · 05/11/2013 23:21
Grin

'Tis mine, all mine

I want small furries for my darling offspring, but they would need to be outside (allergies) and inaccessible to the masses of foxy thugs roaming the neighbourhood.
So, tortoise, eh, gussie? Are they cuddly and furry??
I bet they don't make anybody wheeze...

ZingWantsCake · 05/11/2013 23:14

Pacific

yes I am! how we laughed when I cut your hair! shame you were squirming and ended up with chunks of hair randomly missing & looking mauled by a dog....Grin

and give me my fucking money back, yo bitch!Angry
Grin

Chelsealady · 05/11/2013 22:58

I begged my mum for years to get a rabbit... Oh it ended in tears.

She didnt want one because we had dogs but decided to fence a section off of the garden and got me the cutest rabbit for my 11th birthday.

Anyway....3 months later rabbit had dug his way out and one of the dogs got hold of him.

Scared for life and will never invest in a cute fury animal again.

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