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the kids have named the baby budgie....

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gussiegrips · 15/10/2013 20:38

For reasons which have passed me by, we seem to be having to hand rear a baby budgie.

It is very small and wasn't responding well yesterday. It appears to have grey feathers, like it's dad.

I warned the kids that it was likely to die, and they were not, under any circumstances to give it a name not after the rabbit debacle.

Naturally, I overheard "well, he's grey. We should name him after something to do with grey".

uh oh

"Graeme"

Graeme the budgie. So named, because he's grey. Hope the fecker lives now. Cheered me up no end.

Graeme.

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MrsCinnamon · 18/10/2013 19:28

Hey Gussie, how is Graeme?

gussiegrips · 16/10/2013 17:14

Inkle. Tell everyone to #doyerblardyexercises - we'll be like an army of fanjo evangelists.

50 shades of Graeme - yep. He'll hit sexual maturity about Hogmanay. Knowing my luck...

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Balaboosta · 16/10/2013 15:10

Looking forward to the next instalment - fifty shades of Graeme anyone?

Mmmnotsure · 16/10/2013 14:35

Another reason to be careful not to jump to conclusions about your dcs' day.

'Did you have a nice day at school, darling?'

'Yes. MrsGussie came in and showed us her tits.'

MrsCinnamon · 16/10/2013 11:04

Much too late gussie Grin

Arf @ "wanna see my tits"

FauxFox · 16/10/2013 11:02

I was really hoping they had named the budgie 'smuggler' Grin

AmazingBouncingFerret · 16/10/2013 11:02

"Of course, these are wild birds. So, my kids were instructed not to think we were keeping them, not to give them names, not to handle them. So, deep, deep joy when I find TopHat, Sparky and Under-Leggy how to jump through a hoop made from sellotape and loo rolls."

Grin Grin Grin

gussiegrips · 16/10/2013 10:56

Want to know a cautionary tale about refusing to get pets because everyone cried themselves to sleep about poor Poppy and Blossom for months

Brace yourselves...

Two springs ago, kids off sick (this is normal in our house). Happily watching wee coal tits nesting in our garden wall, cute cheeping, lovely, exciting, like having your own pet really.

Parent coal tits vanish. Cheeping becomes desperate. Phoned wildlife hospital who said "they need feeding every 20 mins, either take them on yourself, or let nature take it's course"

Can you see the kids' big sad eyes? Is "bugger that for a game of soldiers, too much work" a life lesson I want to give the kids about the sanctity of life?

No. Course not.

So, we land up with 6 chicks - to feed every 20 mins dawn to dusk.

What do you feed wild chicks? Glad you asked. watered down cat food, with oats and soaked mealworms, off a paintbrush.

School run took longer than 20 mins. So, they had to come with us. With a hot water bottle to keep them cosy. Sitting on a wall, with a squawking bundle on your lap and a paintbrush attracts the attention of kids. So, that led to me taking them into school and nursery to show them off (which, I did enjoy - "children, want to see my tits?" ha ha ha ha)

Of course, these are wild birds. So, my kids were instructed not to think we were keeping them, not to give them names, not to handle them. So, deep, deep joy when I find TopHat, Sparky and Under-Leggy how to jump through a hoop made from sellotape and loo rolls.

I then find myself buying trays of live crickets to teach them how to hunt. Naturally, one of the kid's pals knocked the box over, so we had a plague of biblical proportions on our hands. Crickets can successfully live and breed under your cooker for a long time.

Anyhoo, we got 3 of them to fledge. Which is kind of awesome. And now, every time we see a coal tit it gets madly waved at and causes a fight as to which one it is.

There was ,inevitably, tears and wailing at the release of the coal-tits - therefore, we got budgies as I really couldn't argue that the children weren't responsible enough to have pets seeing as how they had worked really hard.

And, the budgies are a whole different level of hassle...

Be strong, Mumsnetters. Do. Not. Get. Pets.

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mirren3 · 16/10/2013 10:44

Glad I carried on reading, I read "it's grey like it's dead".
You should write a book, the rabbit story was hysterical. I was reading it out to dh and it took me ages as I had to keep stopping to laugh.

InkleWinkle · 16/10/2013 10:41

Wow that's a bunny debacle & a half Grin
I probably shouldn't be laughing!
(Although I CAN laugh due to some other advice you recently gave meGrin)

Thumbwitch · 16/10/2013 10:33

Gussie, you have a lovely way with pet stories! I was Grin throughout (evil).

Hope Graeme makes it after all the effort you're putting in!

aziraphale · 16/10/2013 10:28

Oh God.. rats tits...rabbit fails...

SaggyIsHavingAPinkKitten · 16/10/2013 10:11

Awwww! Go Graeme! Grin

Rabbits are evil bitey fuckers who need to be casseroled! But
that WAS a great story! Wink
Im loving the budgie in the fridge! I bet he was real cool! Grin

MrsCinnamon · 16/10/2013 09:58

Go Graeme Grin

Loved the bunny story. We have a bunny which is actually quite cool, has never bitten, runs around the garden and is quite cuddly.

When I grew up whe had budgie, it flew in through an open window one day, squeezed through the bars of the parrot cage and stayed for 6 years. We did fatten it up so one day it got stuck between the bars and had to use the proper entrance to the cage. Up to then we would find it anywhere in the house.
Once it flew into the fridge while my mum was cooking and she closed the door. After the meal my brother nearly had a heart attack when he opened the fridge door. Budgie was a cool budgie Grin

1leggedwobbler · 16/10/2013 09:58

I hope Graeme makes it. i probably shouldnt be laughing but I am HOWLING at your description of the bunny debacle. One of the funniest things I have read on here. Thank you.

GrippingArms · 16/10/2013 09:50

Graeme is a fabulous name for a budgie

My sister used to breed budgies, the babies really are a sight to behold aren't they?

They too can cost an absolute fortune at the vets if you forget to do a room check before getting them out for flying lessons they are daft enough to fly into and try to land on a cactus.

Skinnymalinksmalogenlegs · 16/10/2013 09:39

Having recently gone through our own share of rabbit drama, I was glad to read your story Gussie, so pleased I am not alone!

I am refusing to get any pets for the forseeable future, can't handle the grief Smile

yeghoulsandlittledevils · 16/10/2013 09:33

Dh would say there's not much meat on a budgie...but a guinea pig? Grin Which is why we have cats.

Rabbits are not pets, they were introduced to Britain by the Romans, as farm animals.

Have always liked the idea of a tortoise. I bet they dont need jags/jabs for such horrible deseases. The lack of fur is a big plus too.

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gussiegrips · 16/10/2013 09:25

Volestair you're going to have to explain that. I have a mental image of a Jordan-rat, pouting and looking over it's shoulder with a vacuous look on it's furry wee face.

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gussiegrips · 16/10/2013 09:16

Oh, Ghoul, I'd forgotten about the jags! The jags against all sorts of viruses which would mean a hideous death if you failed to spend HOW MUCH on them.

Rabbits are the most neglected animal in the UK. Frankly, I'm not at all surprised. They are rubbish.

All these cute prey mammals need daily, gentle handling to stop them from going psycho and biting your kids. Guinea pigs, degus, hamsters, chinchillas, gerbils - all turn psycho savage, and their bites really hurt. Rats are ok, but, their poo looks like rat poo and I find that objectionable traumatised after really bad student flat experiences

Now, reptiles on the other hand - total success. We've got a snake and a tortoise - they like being handled because they like the warmth, but, if they aren't, they don't care. It's a reptile. It's happy with a heat source and food, affection isn't something it craves.

Snake eats once a week, poos on command, has cool-factor. Tortoise eats weeds, lives in the house in a guinea pig cage and is a smashing wee thing.

Budgies - I'm in the process of forgiving them.

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gussiegrips · 16/10/2013 09:03

Graeme is doing alright. Which is just as well seeing as how I had spent HOW MUCH? bought the guff required to hand rear him, just incase he made it.

There were 2 clutches of eggs over the summer. Hen's a worse mother than me. She didn't feed the first lot, who all died (my kids are becoming inured to death), hatched 3 eggs from the second lot but kicked them out the nest box at 2 weeks old (so, you know, dead) - which is why we rescued Graeme.

He has put on weight, has feathers coming through and is learning to perch on a finger. Remains "ugly beautiful" (geddit?) - but, we luffs him. I'm kind of hopeful.

Of course, he'll land up imprinting on us and so may never be able to go into the aviary. But, apparently, that's ok as the kids have found "how to teach your budgie to skateboard" on youtube...

DH is utterly silent on the matter. He hates our pets. Says there's always an expensive drama. Annoyingly, he's right.

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