Do you dunk your penis?

armadillosocial Thu 10-Oct-13 13:54:13

"beardie you have transformed it into a Japanese tea drinking ceremony"

really? have I? - well I never - so that's what the Japanese tea drinking ceremony is all about - there was I thinking it was to do with swooshing tea around a cup when all the time it was about dunking and swooshing a penis round a cup/beaker.

Don't suppose they are Japanese are they?

Beaker's not happy
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I'd explain DeathStar, but it's not Friday.

Beaker's Official Response

Omg. That is all.

Nothing useful to add but I have just wet my knickers a little bit.

LOL toooo Funny - My husband and I have now seen a new business opportunity watch for .... penisbeaker.com - all sizes and shapes with full washing instructions [ for beaker and penis ] LOL WHO KNEW :-)

avaheart Beaker looks so horrified to appear in those Google Image matches [laughstitches]

Pinkman An 'event' - steeplechase? Gymkhana? Dressage? More than a rub-down with horse-blanket and congratulatory slap on the rump required?

Nose-bag, maybe? :)

Holy crap, I need to stop posting on this thread and go back to crushing Rebel scum... lol

DeathStar

Ummm... www.google.com.au/search?client=ms-android-telstra-au&biw=360&bih=247&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=uZlWUvz2GojdkAWAkoGABA&q=penis+beaker&oq=penis+beaker&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.12...4706.15460.0.16605.24.19.1.1.1.2.439.4081.3j3j4j6j1.17.0....0...1c.1j4.27.mobile-gws-serp..18.6.1206.Q5ZJ6JWTm0w#biv=i%7C27%3Bd%7C6AD5MkRykjjGeM%3A
Maybe this would be more.... Hygienic.....

"beardie you have transformed it into a Japanese tea drinking ceremony"

I think I need Tena lady to read the rest of this thread.

You missed your opportunity Sara. Someone has started penis beakers on ebay.

No penis beakers in our house. Tissues or loo paper, and a shower if it's been an event .

avaheart [snortbarf] Dear God, no. It looks like a rubber chicken... I used to sing 'Ra, ra, Rasputin, Fell into a slot machine...' And got his wang/dong stuck in it, by the look of things :)

TheRealChurchill Just [barfsowrong]

BTW. I only dunk my bicuits in my tea;-]

metro.co.uk/2009/10/01/is-this-the-foot-long-preserved-penis-of-rasputin-454549/
This is a penis beaker, if ever I saw one..

I have suh a different view of mumsnet now. I have been howling with laughter at this thread. Thank you ladies;-} xx

I just posted this thread on Facebook & the image that comes up is the Blog of the Day photo of mother hugging her son.

It's all bloody wrong.

DEATHSTAR

Miles136 is the most dangerous to small boys tackle

He's like

NOM NOM NOM Happy Miles

beardie you have transformed it into a Japanese tea drinking ceremony.

Oh and another question I have is. Do you leave the clean up area laid out permanently or do you put it away the next morning and only get it out and laid out when your tipped the wink that one or other of you fancies a bit? Is the laying out of the clean up area part of the build up and is there a ritual involved? Is he the only one who does the dunking of his little friend or do you sometimes share the experience and give it a good dunking for him?

Ah on another note perhaps you should pop a large mixing bowl of water and a potty on the sex table, then you can pee into the potty and have a dunking of your own in the mixing bowl - neither of you has to leave the bed and the dunking can be a shared thing.

Been on MN for 9 years and had never had such trouble getting on until yesterday, then I discover by non-mum friends on FB that this thread had gone viral - must be the funniest thread I've ever read, absolute classic!!!

I do hope its a non spill beaker such as my toddlers have, or at the very least be one with a lid as imagine the yucky mess should it be accidentally knocked over in the night. I wonder how the persons OH feels now knowing that his strange and unusual habit has caused such hilarity across the internet, I mean if he hasn't cottoned on that its about him and is thinking that there is someone else with the same strange habit he cant fail to notice that the rest of society finds it bizarre.

I've obvs been hiding under a rock for two days, to miss this gem of a thread! Saw the term #penisbeaker on Twitter last night but forgot to investigate... and now, this Crying with laughter and even roped my colleague in, who is now giggling away at 'knob bucket'. How glad I am to have abandoned BabyCentre in favour of MN