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Do you dunk your penis?

995 replies

SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 09:16

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

OP posts:
FeministPixie · 10/10/2013 19:35
FannyBatter · 10/10/2013 19:31

We are coming from the same place, but no, we don't have a dedicated penis beaker. We do however have a Ball bowl. Adrian is meticulous with his personal hygiene and hates going to bed with a sticky scrotum, so he likes me to hold up a washing up bowl with luke warm water in and he then squats over of it, gently lowering his testicles into the water and then washes them, he'd much rather do this than was them in the sink.

BummyMummy77 · 10/10/2013 19:30

Hmm. It's getting a bit Boy Better Know in here.

1975Kat LOL. Hiiiiiii mother-in-law dearest. Thanks for all your much needed advice, I really appreciate it. Here, have a glass of water.

Guitargirl · 10/10/2013 19:30

I am on the laptop and DP is surfing the net on his phone. English is not his first language. I hadn't mentioned this thread to him at all but he's just said to me with a slightly puzzled expression on his face 'what does beaker mean?' I asked him what he was reading. The Guardian apparently Grin

Miffyk · 10/10/2013 19:28

This feed has just prompted me to join. I haven't laughed so much in a long time!!

trikken · 10/10/2013 19:20

Eurgh. The poo sock is worse!

DeathStar · 10/10/2013 19:20

We don't have curtains in the Galactic Empire. If a Stormtrooper feels the need to knock one out on manoeuvres, he has to discreetly dust himself off on the back of an Ewok.

Pscruby · 10/10/2013 19:11

Forget dunking....Apart from driving my partner wild during congress what really sets her off after the act is when I wipe my dick on the curtains...a no brainier.

1975Kat · 10/10/2013 18:53

I'd wait for the mother in law to come round and give her a drink in the beaker!!

Sploshalot · 10/10/2013 18:18

Am I the only one here who is thinking that your lovemaking consists of a perpetual fear of getting a bit messy......???

MerrilyMoo · 10/10/2013 18:13
MerrilyMoo · 10/10/2013 18:12

I read this thread at work today and spat coffee all over my PC. So effectively, you broke my computer, OP. Thanks Grin

Bloody knob-dunker!

theonethatneverwas2 · 10/10/2013 18:03

Had to join to add this:

Having spent all last night reading this and literally crying with laughter, I saw an advert for Dunkin Donuts this morning and couldn't help but imagine it places on the rim the penis beaker as a ball-pillow!

I'm just glad it wasn't Krispy Kreme...

FeministPixie · 10/10/2013 17:58

:(

Sad google results.

DeathStar · 10/10/2013 17:57

FeministPixie If they have the technology, now's the opportunity for someone to start manufacturing and marketing them!

BummyMummy77 · 10/10/2013 17:56

therealchurchill

These days he has to wait until I'm asleep. I'm 37 weeks pregnant and I will only tolerate it when I'm comatose. He does try to do it without waking me up bless him.

FeministPixie · 10/10/2013 17:55

awww, Death Star. it's a shame they don't make the non-latex ones in lightsaber.

Or do they....

DeathStar · 10/10/2013 17:51

FeministPixie MrsKoala Speaking as a battle station with a latex allergy who only manages to smash a planet once in every other trilogy, I'm finding this all highly educational.

And keep those damn glowstick rubber lightsabers away from me, they bring me out in a rash :) x

FeministPixie · 10/10/2013 17:49

Indeed, Mrs K, indeed.

I can do ladylike if i really have to, but otherwise, being that proper all the time is just so... unfeminist/not me/boring.

FeministPixie · 10/10/2013 17:47

besides, where am i going to get my lightsaber peen yuks from otherwise. THATS the important question.

MrsKoala · 10/10/2013 17:44

We're not ladies! we're MNers! If anything this thread has demonstrated it's that we are definitely not ladies Wink

FeministPixie · 10/10/2013 17:44

Uh, the fact that hormonal BC makes me cranky as all hell and I am avoiding conception at all costs? Condoms work for me , have done for 10 years and my fanjo has a dress code.

PigletJohn · 10/10/2013 17:43

No doubt Churchill has always been happy to oblige.

AndThatsWhatIThinkOfYou · 10/10/2013 17:42

I will never look at dairylea dunkers the same again

TheRealChurchill · 10/10/2013 17:39

MrsKoala

No need for bad language, there are ladies present in this thread.

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