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Do you dunk your penis?

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SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 09:16

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

OP posts:
thenightsky · 08/10/2013 09:42

My DP often just ambles in and flops his knob in the sink WHILE I am doing my sex wee

Yeah. same here.

phantomhairpuller · 08/10/2013 09:42

FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!

GrinGrinGrinGrin

Fairylea · 08/10/2013 09:41

I don't always clean up. Sometimes I'm too tried and just roll over and go to sleep! I have a shower every morning and change sheets regularly so I'm sure that's ok isn't it? It's just sex juices.. I'm not going to die from being a bit sticky.

BigW · 08/10/2013 09:41

Does your OH say things like 'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?

LadyGoodman · 08/10/2013 09:40

Grin what a thought

Feel a bit squeamish now

Op that is weird!!

Still18atheart · 08/10/2013 09:40

This must be an idea which could go on to dragon's den

VendorZilla · 08/10/2013 09:39

Oh no! I'm about to market the house and having read this thread I now have to steam clean my armchair!

Do you sprinkle your mattress with bicarb to absorb the smells, too?

TobyLerone · 08/10/2013 09:39

Penis dunking?! Confused

Surely that's what baby wipes are for?

MamaChubbyLegs · 08/10/2013 09:38

HappyDays' cat drinking willy water is officially the funniest thing I've heard today Grin

TigOldBitties · 08/10/2013 09:38

Dunking aside is everyone having a 'post sex clean-up', is there anyone who just waits until say, the morning?

Dunking is very strange. What do you do with the sullied beaker?

I'd worry one of my DC would drink from it, the dog bowl was never off limits so I doubt the willy cup would be.

NoMoreMadCatLady · 08/10/2013 09:38

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SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 09:37

I really thought if I was going to find anyone who agreed with me it would be on mumsnet. Sigh.

OP posts:
ICameOnTheJitney · 08/10/2013 09:37

EEEEWWW. What do you do with the penis water in the morning!? Gross!

Knob solution sat there all night!

MamaChubbyLegs · 08/10/2013 09:36

My DP often just ambles in and flops his knob in the sink WHILE I am doing my sex wee Shock

Fairylea · 08/10/2013 09:36
HootShoot · 08/10/2013 09:36

No dunking beaker in our house, we must be scummers. I'm fascinated to know how you discivered this wasn't the done thing? Have you been discussing this in real life Sara?

Happydays12345 · 08/10/2013 09:36

Oh and we have a sex towel too which is better than tissues but is usually in the wash when we need it.

BigW · 08/10/2013 09:35

OMG a penis beaker. I have officially heard it all.

rainbowfeet · 08/10/2013 09:35

Ha ha Shock

Omg... Hardly a romantic setting!!

"Knob bucket" my phrase of the day though!Blush

Shortbutsosweet · 08/10/2013 09:34

Lol happy days that's what I thought!

Happydays12345 · 08/10/2013 09:34

I'm not sure they will Op. Grin

This is one of the funniest things I've heard.

We just use tissues then go to the toilet.

There's no way we could do penis dunking, the cat would drink the water!

whatkungfuthat · 08/10/2013 09:33

Nope, never heard of this. I really don't think you are going to find many people who have. Unless you pee like a racehorse for hours can he not wait? or use a towel/t-shirt/whatever is laying around on the floor

Fenton · 08/10/2013 09:32

OP your penis dunking bedside beaker is odd.

You see another day and I'm blessed with another sentence I never thought I'd say.

I love MN.

Lizzylou · 08/10/2013 09:32

No, no we don't do this.

SourSweets · 08/10/2013 09:32

Ah the sex clean up section is the least romantic thing I've ever heard!

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