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Do you dunk your penis?

995 replies

SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 09:16

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

OP posts:
SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/10/2013 11:22

Grin Beehatch.

Now have image of Carson from Downton looming over us: 'Has Sir finished? Very good, My Lord. Shall I use the terry cloth or the flannel today?'

Adikia · 08/10/2013 11:22

apparently it getting sticky is half the fun as you then have to lick/suck more to clean it up... he did say though that one girl nearly choked coz it started popping in her throat

I would like to point out that when i said friend i actually meant friend who I never had sex with, he just used to forget I wasn't one of the guys and tell me way too much.

FreshWest · 08/10/2013 11:22

I am laughing so hard at this thread, esp "fill up the cock beaker" and the mental picture of OP dh doing a Monty Python dance around the bedroom.

I have a sink floppin dh too and I do a wee afterward if I can, as advised by nurse to avoid uti's.
absolutely no penis beakers here Grin Grin

Beehatch · 08/10/2013 11:20

Don't you have a butler for clean-ups, I thought that's what everyone did?

JuanPotatoTwo · 08/10/2013 11:20

So does he sit on the edge of the bed, pick up the beaker, dunk and swish? Or does he move over to the sex cleaning station, manoeuvre himself into position, slowly lower his snuffer down into the beaker and rotate his hips?

kotinka · 08/10/2013 11:19

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lollylaughs · 08/10/2013 11:18

we are all going to need one of those cups now with this newfound knowledge as the only popping candy I have tried is chocolate coated.

RippingYarns · 08/10/2013 11:18

Grin SayCool

i'd be all chomping and scoffing, and DH would be lying there twiddling his thumbs, waiting me to remember i was meant to be eating him not the sweets Grin

Original poster
SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 11:17

fatpenguin a pee beaker is for dipping oregnany tests into. I'm not alone in this too surely??

I am disgusting but penis beaker goes in the dishwasher. And as for waking up for round two... hahaha! I have a 4 month old, I'm not going to have sex TWICE during valuable sleeping time.

OP posts:
RippingYarns · 08/10/2013 11:17

does popping candy stick to your tongue then?

i'd be too scared of opening my mouth and it all falling all over the place

combing it out of pubes getting it stuck to the sheets etc

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/10/2013 11:16

Ew to popping candy.

I will never be able to eat the Dairy Milk Marvellous Creation again.... Sad

What if you're really hungry and accidentally eat some at a vital moment?

RevelsRoulette · 08/10/2013 11:16

Considering the end of the event, sticky and bogging is pretty much what you've got to look forward to any way.

You may as well enjoy some sweets while you're at it. Grin

JuanPotatoTwo · 08/10/2013 11:16

Oh god, I can't concentrate on anything else now. So many questions, so little time. OP, I demand you come back and satisfy my curiosity, else it'll be on my mind all day.

KatoPotato · 08/10/2013 11:14

And no no no to popping candy! That stuff is fierce in your mouth, you suddenly get a huge rock that blasts you! and doesn't it go all sticky and bogging?

RevelsRoulette · 08/10/2013 11:14

You put it in your mouth before, erm, putting it in your mouth.

Apparently.

I have no personal experience of this, but I do have dirty friends.

LEMisdisappointed · 08/10/2013 11:13

Saycool no double dipping!!

KatoPotato · 08/10/2013 11:13

Oh no, I won't be able to play with DS and his Chugginggton 'chugwash' without thinking of this now...

Adikia · 08/10/2013 11:13

LEM that's what I've always wondered too.

fuzzpig · 08/10/2013 11:12

I've done that with the popping candy Blush

You do have to be careful though!

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/10/2013 11:12

Swish and flick??

Wankardium Leviosa!

LonelyGoatherd · 08/10/2013 11:12

And what about his balls?

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/10/2013 11:12

Grin at dickie dippee.

wish I'd thought of it

KatoPotato · 08/10/2013 11:11

Arf @ LEMis

Why am I now trying to visualise the logistics of the dunk? You would need to swish... and dry... OP we do indeed need the flickbook!

lollylaughs · 08/10/2013 11:11

happydays

Grin
IorekByrnisonsArmour · 08/10/2013 11:11

Grin return of mutley laugh and tears

Popping candy???