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Do you dunk your penis?

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SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 09:16

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

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ExitPursuedByABear · 08/10/2013 12:33

Gives a whole new slant on the Beaker People.

PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 08/10/2013 12:25

I've poked myself in the eye from crying at this thread.

wouldn't his balls knock against the glass cause a wave?

LovesBeingOnHoliday · 08/10/2013 12:18

Classics!

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SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 12:14

Oh noooooo! Blush I definitely have to NC now.

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liquidstate · 08/10/2013 12:12

Oh dear. This information could have substantial ramifications into our knowledge of the ancient beaker peoples. Grin

FreshWest · 08/10/2013 12:11

Oooh SaraCrewe you made it to Classics!!

riskit4abiskit · 08/10/2013 12:07

Saracrewe I wish you were my friend you sound ace!

riskit4abiskit · 08/10/2013 12:01

Is there a jolly slogan on side of said beaker?

'Keep calm and rinse your shlong?'
'You don't have to be a sex hygiene maniac to live here but it helps'

FreshWest · 08/10/2013 11:53

*BigW" ha ha ha ha ha (cannot stop laughing at this thread)

MissBattleaxe · 08/10/2013 11:52

I stick my fanjo in a salad spinner and hope for the best.

Adikia · 08/10/2013 11:52

"the baby is asleep! let's shag! quick!" when mine were that little it was more like "Yay, the baby is asleep, I'm going to eat something in peace and go to sleep!"

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/10/2013 11:52

'And you can put your penis beaker away for starters!'

Actually laughed out loud at that.

magimedi · 08/10/2013 11:52

I am crying with laughter.

What really gets me is that SaraCrewe is, of course,

A Little Princess

(Posting that with humor, OP Grin )

Original poster
SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 11:48

'Get your penis beaker, you've pulled hahaha!

Pray tell, what other necessary equipment do you have No, you're all too mean! Grin

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KatoPotato · 08/10/2013 11:45

HAHA! SayCool!

KatoPotato · 08/10/2013 11:45

here you go!

It has phrases too! 'Oooh that tickles!'

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/10/2013 11:44

Kato, I read that as ACDC.

Had image of all the soldiers striding out to the trenches to Back in Black.

lollylaughs · 08/10/2013 11:44

and dash around gathering all the necessary equipment, including penis beaker. It's really romantic.

Pray tell, what other necessary equipment do you have Wink

BigW · 08/10/2013 11:44

SouthernComforts I know! I have a lot of the same questions!

I can imagine a argument ending with 'and you can put that penis beaker away for starters!'

Or romantic nights:

'Get your penis beaker, you've pulled'

LoopThePoop · 08/10/2013 11:44

Thank god for condoms!

Washing in the sink is boak too.
Not as boak as the beaker though.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/10/2013 11:44

It all sounds exhausting! Too much effort IMO. Plus, once one already has children, there's no need to attempt anymore, right?

KatoPotato · 08/10/2013 11:42

OMO, not ACDO!

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SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 11:42

at potty training with it. Yes, yes I will.

There's no such thing as a subtle cue for sex in this house anymore. We stare at each other wide eyed and exclaim "the baby is asleep! let's shag! quick!" and dash around gathering all the necessary equipment, including penis beaker. It's really romantic.

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KatoPotato · 08/10/2013 11:41

It's like the ACDO in the windowsill during the war!

mumtosome61 · 08/10/2013 11:41

The beaker could just be the one indication of imminent copulation.

The beaker is empty.... = peaceful night
That beaker is overflowing = bed's'a'rocking.

Takes a whole new meaning to the phrase "...the glass half empty/half full"