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Do you dunk your penis?

995 replies

SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 09:16

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

OP posts:
tessibear69 · 08/10/2013 23:51

This has gone viral! I was summoned here by a shared facebook post!
There is never a need to have a clean up if you make sure you finish on his side and leave him the wet patch! There is a need for a wipe then we just use the clothes that are on the floor next to the bed that we have 'usually' just taken off. If you put them in the laundry basket first you have a major OCD problem! lol

KatoPotato · 08/10/2013 21:28

DH looked disgusted... He said you can clean nothing by dunking, think what happens when you put a paintbrush in a water jar...

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/10/2013 20:59

I asked DH 'what would you think if I said penis beaker?'

His reply was an x rated version of Sesame Street.....

HowlerMonkey · 08/10/2013 20:40

And DH has just announced 'Daddy's going DUNKING!'

Eww.

Binkyridesagain · 08/10/2013 20:38

how about this for washing?

This link comes with a health warning: Do not click if you have a fear of fishy things

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MissMarplesBloomers · 08/10/2013 20:18

Crying with laughter here......just wondering what on EARTH you lot use for search terms on Google to come up with those links!!!!

AppleCrumples · 08/10/2013 20:11

Oh sweet jesus! I might pee laughing. Ds1 keeps looking at me like this Confused

Thank you op

HairyGrotter · 08/10/2013 19:58

Well I never...fancy dunking your junk in a beaker!

DP and I are lazy feckers, neither of us bother with anything after dtd, we just fall asleep

miffybun73 · 08/10/2013 19:57

No, I have never ever heard of this.

FTRsMammy · 08/10/2013 19:55

Only about 10 comments in but had to post to say arf at RevelsRoulette whole response GrinGrinGrin

HowlerMonkey · 08/10/2013 19:53

Men all over Britain (and beyond) will be experimentally dangling their todgers in beakers tonight as a result of this thread DH already has

I hope you're satisfied op Grin

GeraldineAubergine · 08/10/2013 19:45

Im not disclosing the secrets of my muff sieve as you all laughed at op's penis beaker and im sensitive. However, I am willing to pm about quim combs.

jezzasjockstrap · 08/10/2013 19:44

A man after sex was quite silly
Grabbed a beaker and dunked in his willy
He found her false teeth
In the water beneath
And now they've renamed him Jilly.

RevelsRoulette · 08/10/2013 19:01

ahh. 'milk'

Now you know.

Grin
Binkyridesagain · 08/10/2013 18:56

OMG! My Mother always had a glass of milk at the side of the bed, well that's what she said it was when she would ask me to fetch it for cleaning, it was always cheesy.

Orangeanddemons · 08/10/2013 18:54

Muff sieve wtf? where is that mentioned?

forthegin · 08/10/2013 18:49

Just told DP about this thread.

He thinks penis beaker is a brilliant idea Confused

Dillytante · 08/10/2013 18:20

Stop making me laugh! I have bronchitis & it hurts!

jezzasjockstrap · 08/10/2013 17:59

DD1 has just asked me what's so funny...reduced to Muttley sniggers here.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/10/2013 16:31

I still want to know about the muff sieve.....

Oblomov · 08/10/2013 16:04

Who knew. Dh and I normally just roll over and start snoring.
What a different world you all live in.

HeirToTheIronThrone · 08/10/2013 15:49

I am CRYING at my desk. I am going to have to tell my colleagues I am upset about something and never explain...

This is BIZARRE! I've been around the block in my youth and never ever come across this! With DH I do go to the loo after - but mostly for cystitis avoidance - and he goes to sleep... It's just our bed after all and we shower first thing in the morning and change the sheets regularly! If he needs to he wipes on the pants he's taken off which are chucked straight in the laundry...

ohmeohmyforgotlogin · 08/10/2013 15:34

beaker?

SkodaLabia · 08/10/2013 14:56

Does he put Steradent in it?

YoniTime · 08/10/2013 14:51

No OP I never dunk my penis. (It doesn't exist) Is it a common activity among other female individuals?