Do you dunk your penis?

Love the penis beaker costume but really the beaker needs to be green!

Me and DH are scuzzy, neither of us wash or dunk afterwards.

So this is the penis thread that nearly crashed MNs servers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha a cleaning station station for the penis.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mother-tongue/10367709/Mumsnet-creaks-under-the-strain-of-penis-beaker.html

Dh just walked through the door, I asked him, he said that it's something he's never considered and that it's just lazy!!! (Phew!!!)

usvsth3m.com/post/63554582577/get-instructions-for-your-diy-penis-beaker-halloween

Um there's a penisbeaker halloween costume available

usvsth3m.com/post/63554582577/get-instructions-for-your-diy-penis-beaker-halloween

I just put mn into google and its come up as too result in the daily mirror, how hilarious.

PenisBeaker has broken MN.

It has entered common parlance.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's in the next edition of the OED.

Only on page 15, gunna be late picking girls up from brownies - no penis beaker in this house, dh goes to bathroom, I grab a towel have a good old wipe ha!

God I fancy a Dibdab now

OP I thank you. Your DH's famous knob dunk will be long remembered as 'the thing that makes my sex life look normal'

BTW how do you make a woman scream during sex.

Wipe yer willy on the curtains.

DH takes a new cup if water to bed every night and rarely drinks much of the water. What with being slatterny these cups tend to pile up until our cleaner moves them. By Fridays there is seven half full cups. I hope and pray she is not a MNer.

Sara sweetie
You sound like a bit of a prude (though I suppose if you've only ever slept with hubby then that's not surprising)
Next time, rather than dunking why not try licking him clean (and vice versa).
You'd be surprised at how much fun that can be

Travel mug - arf

I hope you're alright op.

Would never have thought ths morning that by the end of the day I would be laughing hysterically about penis dunking!!

Had a rubbish day, but this as cheered me up no end.

Can't believe the poundland beaker either, like his penis doesn't even deserve a naice beaker

Oh my god op I hope you are ok, I cannot imagine you had any idea how this would go - it's all over t'interweb!!

OP , what about if you have the urge to entertain yourselves 'al fresco ? '. Do you have a travel mug ? Is it a tall thin type or just the average mug size ? With a lid ?
Excellent this thread has made me laugh so much

shes not seriously been banned has she?? why??? shes made so many peoples day and gave mumsnet alot of publicity!lol

For some odd reason have

cadbury,s cream egg slogan in my head but instead of how do you eat yours? How do you dunk yours?

Which reminds me of biscuits-mumsnet+biscuits=tricky topic!

DP and must be slovenly, we use a towel or just go to the loo one after the other. I am intrigued.

Pmsl this thread has cheered me right up :)

I hope that you or your DH don't use false teeth......

Ahhh this thread made me laugh so much regular mumsnetter but saw link on fb this morning with young kids looking at me like im nutter tears streaming down my eyes cheered me up no end.

The thought of it on dragons den
you pulled fll up the beaker

would have to be big beaker as would have over spill.?

to me beaker is plastic something give kids drinks in never think of it in same way again now.

Do feel for op it has indeed gone viral hope shes not outed maybe if few of us say its normal . I think every couple has their own little private ways but this has escaped mumsnet possibly broken mumsnet as cant get pas page 18.

seen this

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/09/penis-beaker-guide_n_4071146.html

www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mother-tongue/10367709/Mumsnet-creaks-under-the-strain-of-penis-beaker.html

Ahhh this thread made me laugh so much regular mumsnetter but saw link on fb this morning with young kids looking at me like im nutter tears streaming down my eyes cheered me up no end.

The thought of it on dragons den
you pulled fll up the beaker

would have to be big beaker as would have over spill.?

to me beaker is plastic something give kids drinks in never think of it in same way again now.

Do feel for op it has indeed gone viral hope shes not outed maybe if few of us say its normal . I think every couple has their own little private ways but this has escaped mumsnet possibly broken mumsnet as cant get pas page 18.

seen this

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/09/penis-beaker-guide_n_4071146.html

www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mother-tongue/10367709/Mumsnet-creaks-under-the-strain-of-penis-beaker.html