Do you dunk your penis?

You know you're getting lucky when you're other half bring THREE glasses of water to the bedroom.

Oi oi she's only gone and brought in a bonus dunking glass!

Once, my other half has done this once. In a pint glass. This event was closely precceded by my giving him a blowie with a mouth-full of chilli vodka. :)

Have to admit me and the OH use babywipes. We do have a chest of drawers filled up with our "essentials" but I think they might be for another thread ;-)

A t-shirt! Is it real thing you can buy? OP, what is your DHs opinion on his new found fame?

Shame on you ladies...

Surely you should be treating the device with a little more respect, dunking it in water will knacker up the batteries, or if you are mains powered water and electricity really don't mix!

This is the funniest thing I have read and seen
Check out Penis Beaker T-Shirts

I love the concept of a spunk tent and I would definitely get that trademarked before Millets nick your million dollar idea. I've often heard the same technique referred to as a wankerchief.....anyway enough of all this smut I've got to get back to finding out if Crocky and Ra Ra the appropriately named "very noisy Lion",can find their way in the jingly jangly jungle in time for Pufty's birthday party.Ra Ra will probably do his standard technique of ryhming his way out of whatever fairly low level crisis he and whoevers turn it is to accompany him have find themselves in and it will culminate with them all repeating his ryhme and doing some fake laughing to bring the episode to a natural end.But to be honest I'm finding it a bit of a tense of one today.

I wonder if there are any cleaners going at the sight of innocent bedside beakers this morning!

Omg, the T-shirts.
OP hope you are ok.

OMG, have never been so glad to be a lesbian!

Im going to drag my two sons past the plastic cups in Ikea from now one. A bit like dragging them through Soho when in London.

Just read this thread start to finish.

I will never look at my night-time glass of water in the same way again.

"I think the [beaker] has to mean, "no, it really is just you, sorry"."

ha ha. YES!!

my boyfriend always joked that he would wipe on the curtains... We got blinds in our new place.

Not sure if anyone has thought of this yet. But how about a whole series of penis beakers filled to different levels.

They could then serve the dual purpose of being used to play the glasses (obviously by rubbing said penis around the rim of each glass) as a serenade pre-sex.

You could call it.....The Cockenspiel!

I rest my case.

Hilarious!
Poor old Sara Crewe and poor old Mumsnet.

In support of the OP, although my DH does not have a Penis Beaker, I can fully understand that the pre'DICK'ament could arise depending if you have an en-suite bathroom or not, we have, so no problem both dashing naked to clean up simultaneously, however if you have a shared family bathroom, Im sure you wouldn't want to bump into the any of the kids on the landing during a 'post-coital dripping dick dash!', so in this instance I guess the Beaker would be handy!

God im crying

This has made my day. Nope, no penis dunking beaker - now or ever. To each their own tho. :-)

MrsMHanger I am puzzled by what possible innuendo there could be in my poor pussy getting stuck in a post coital washing vase, legs flailing.

PMSL at "spunk tent"

I have actually just had a call from a researcher from the Wright stuff and will now be doing a live phone interview about the Cleanerino 6000 on today's show!

Was lurking on here last night - made the commute aLoT quicker!
Have just read in this morning's metro about mn nearly crashing due to
Sara "Crowe"'s thread - wondering if the penis dunker is in fact the lovely Russel!

And no - we don't have a cock mug either, sorry

We don't dunk but I think it's a great idea. Neither of us really want to dash off. I tend to grab a wad of tissues and he does a bit of a wipe. Whilst we bask in the glow lol, hubby will raise one of his legs to prevent the duvet sticking against his still clammy groin. We refer to this as 'putting up the spunk tent'. I realise that you probably think that I am a romantic fiction writer from my erotic description.

I wonder if they'll be talking about this on the Wright Show this morning? They could get Katie Hopkins on This Morning too.