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The Yodel man has my remote control and I have his dooda

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DrDance · 02/09/2013 20:59

Delivery signed for at 12pm.

I ran to the door with the remote control in my hand as experience tells me if you don't get there fast they leave.

So, opened door, he handed me box. Put box on floor. He handed me the signing thing so handed him the remote control so I could hold and sign signing thing

We said thank you. Shut door. Walked into living room and realised I wa holding signy thing and he has my remote control

I thought he'd realise and come back but it's nearly 9 o'clock when they finish for the day and he hasn't come back?

How do I get my remote control back? I emailed yodel to explain an got a automated reply saying my parcel has been delivered and signed for?

Yes I know that but you've got my remote control, wankers, and I can't change the channel without hassle

OP posts:

SoullessButSunny · 02/09/2013 21:22

There's no chance you'll get your remote back if Yodel decide to post it back to you!

Grockle · 02/09/2013 21:22

love this thread!

cakesonatrain · 02/09/2013 21:21

Love it!

LondonNinja · 02/09/2013 21:21

PMSL @ K8.

Fantastic thread.

GlaikitFizzog · 02/09/2013 21:21

Is it a sky remote?you can download an app to control an hd box hours of endless fun at my dads changing channel

MarianneEnjolras · 02/09/2013 21:20

Best thread ever.

OnceUponAThyme · 02/09/2013 21:19

awesome

JumpingJackSprat · 02/09/2013 21:19

that's bloody brilliant - still laughing about that, sorry OP im no help!!

JosiePosiePuddingAndPie · 02/09/2013 21:19

Lol @ K8

beachyhead · 02/09/2013 21:19

Am crying with laughter

HugoDarling · 02/09/2013 21:17

What did you get delivered? You have to tell us. Please please please!

K8Middleton · 02/09/2013 21:16

I really, really hope he's been handing over your remote to people all afternoon completely unaware it's not the proper signing doodah

Course everyone would be too polite to say anything as they make a show of typing their phone number into a Panasonic remote control.

TribbleWithoutACause · 02/09/2013 21:16

He's probably been walking around with a remote control in his pocket for ages and hasn't realised.

Have you had a play with his doodah yet?

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 02/09/2013 21:16

This is proof that Yodellers only make one delivery a day then go to McDonalds, otherwise he would have noticed, wouldn't he?

blueberryboybait · 02/09/2013 21:16

You do realise that you have just proved that Yodel drivers never use their dooda and just put a card through and run like hell.

readytowalk · 02/09/2013 21:16

EauRouge · 02/09/2013 21:16

Brilliant

HepsibarCrinkletoes · 02/09/2013 21:15

Hahahahahaha. I love it!

gallicgirl · 02/09/2013 21:15

Hilarious.

You know you have to sign for deliveries with a famous person signature? Start practising "Ronald Reagan" right now!

NonnoMum · 02/09/2013 21:15

Wasn't his dooda rather cumbersome in your hand? Didn't its huge girth give the game away that it wasn't in fact a remote control?

(I wonder if he can change your telly over?)

JosiePosiePuddingAndPie · 02/09/2013 21:15

More to the point how do they know your parcel has been signed for if you have the signy dohdah? He can't have plugged it in to update the database or whatever can he.

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DrDance · 02/09/2013 21:15

I can't tell you what the delivery was because it is too embarrassing considering the circumstances

He did though have a Hertz van even though all correspondence was from Yodel.

Does anyone know if they are the same company or should I try contacting Hertz as well?

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coffeeinbed · 02/09/2013 21:14

he probably has spare doodas.

OddSockMonster · 02/09/2013 21:13

Yes, that's exactly how I was imagining the e-mail Sparkling

JollyHappyGiant · 02/09/2013 21:12

This is hilarious. Sorry, op, but you've made my night

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