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Ridiculous, embarrassing accidents/injuries..

284 replies

FlouncyMcFlouncer · 28/08/2013 22:05

I have just trapped a nipple between two plastic laundry baskets and almost severed it. Unbelievably painful, unbelievably embarrassing to tell anyone about in RL!!

Make me feel better by telling me your humiliating mishaps? Happy to bask in the warmth of other's distress Grin

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foreverhot · 28/08/2013 22:17

I thought it would be funny to go down the stair on dds plastic rocking horse

Brilliant Grin

HazeltheMcWitch · 28/08/2013 22:16

Ouch, Pivot!!

I scarred my lip with a flying saucer.
Nope, not a UFO, but a sherbetty sweet.
20+ years that scar has been there, right in the middle of my lip.

ThreesyDoesIt · 28/08/2013 22:15

I thought it would be funny to go down the stair on dds plastic rocking horse....... it wasn't I thought I had broken my fanjo bone and had plastic friction burns down there that result in some funny walking, sitting and getting up manoeuvres, the shame dds were all watching at the time Blush

PivotPIVOT · 28/08/2013 22:14

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greenbananas · 28/08/2013 22:14

Got a black eye after a 4 year old Iworked with asked me to pretend to be a burglar. He hit me over the head with a plastic torch - all in good fun. Was quite difficult to explain to staff at my other job.

AlpacaPicnic · 28/08/2013 22:12

I was laying in bed, naked as the day I was born, semi awake... realised I felt a bit chilly as the cover had slipped down, so grabbed a handful of 'cover' and pulled hard.

Only I had actually grabbed a handful of boob by the nipple instead.

The pain woke me up properly and hurt so much that I couldn't go back to sleep. My boob hurt for days!

onepieceoflollipop · 28/08/2013 22:11

sat on a wasp.

YankeeAlphaBravoUniform · 28/08/2013 22:09

I was naked. It was midnight. I had an accident and need paramedics, and I was all too conscious Blush

foreverhot · 28/08/2013 22:07

Ouch!

Not me but DD2. She got a potty stuck on her head Hmm Luckily I managed to get it off, but only just. I was having nightmare visions of us sat in A&E with a potty stuck on her head.